Slamburglar Rob Chase
@realslamburglar.bsky.social
🦝(Alleged) Professional (Alleged) Wrestler
👑 Also Prince Akkanatan
📍NJ
👑 Also Prince Akkanatan
📍NJ
Is it a hot take that I think Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are the worst wrestling commentary duo ever?
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is it a hot take that I think Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are the worst wrestling commentary duo ever?
Posers. I hated Rude Boy Riley before it was cool
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Posers. I hated Rude Boy Riley before it was cool
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"Buildin a model airplane" says the fairy. Yeah? Well I'm not buyin it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Buildin a model airplane" says the fairy. Yeah? Well I'm not buyin it.
I wanna book a tag team of 2 heavyweight amateur wrestlers just so we can call them The Weigh-Ins Brothers.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I wanna book a tag team of 2 heavyweight amateur wrestlers just so we can call them The Weigh-Ins Brothers.
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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6-7 is already over and done with. It appeared in a Domino's commercial. The meme has been bought and paid for, and that'll kill any meme.
6-7 bothers Millennials so much because our entire sense of humor is referential. It goes hand in hand with the whole nostalgia obsession. Everything is a line from a movie or a song or has several referential layers. Sure, 6-7 has origins but it really means nothing and that just doesn't compute.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
6-7 is already over and done with. It appeared in a Domino's commercial. The meme has been bought and paid for, and that'll kill any meme.
Either or that, or the quote is incomplete.
There's someone out there for everyone...but your someone lives in Malaysia and you'll never meet then.
There's someone out there for everyone...but yours got blown up in Gaza last year.
...yours got awful dating advice and plays way too hard to get.
There's someone out there for everyone...but your someone lives in Malaysia and you'll never meet then.
There's someone out there for everyone...but yours got blown up in Gaza last year.
...yours got awful dating advice and plays way too hard to get.
"There's someone out there for everyone."
The older I get the sicker I am of that lie.
The older I get the sicker I am of that lie.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Either or that, or the quote is incomplete.
There's someone out there for everyone...but your someone lives in Malaysia and you'll never meet then.
There's someone out there for everyone...but yours got blown up in Gaza last year.
...yours got awful dating advice and plays way too hard to get.
There's someone out there for everyone...but your someone lives in Malaysia and you'll never meet then.
There's someone out there for everyone...but yours got blown up in Gaza last year.
...yours got awful dating advice and plays way too hard to get.
"There's someone out there for everyone."
The older I get the sicker I am of that lie.
The older I get the sicker I am of that lie.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"There's someone out there for everyone."
The older I get the sicker I am of that lie.
The older I get the sicker I am of that lie.
Lloyd Kaufman's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
John Waters' Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Guillermo del Toro's Beauty and the Beast
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lloyd Kaufman's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
It's crazy that even the most attractive people in the world are suddenly hideous when I find out they're Trump supporters.
...and after I spent $3,500 on that Nicki Minaj RealDoll too
...and after I spent $3,500 on that Nicki Minaj RealDoll too
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's crazy that even the most attractive people in the world are suddenly hideous when I find out they're Trump supporters.
...and after I spent $3,500 on that Nicki Minaj RealDoll too
...and after I spent $3,500 on that Nicki Minaj RealDoll too
Random Halloween memory: I was at a party in the bad part of Waterbury, CT (Waterbury, CT)...and I woke up someone that passed out, and he wanted to fight me.
He didnt know me, didnt know I was a wrestler but still called me a "Val Venis ass muthafucka."
I need to bring that insult back. #VVAMF
He didnt know me, didnt know I was a wrestler but still called me a "Val Venis ass muthafucka."
I need to bring that insult back. #VVAMF
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Random Halloween memory: I was at a party in the bad part of Waterbury, CT (Waterbury, CT)...and I woke up someone that passed out, and he wanted to fight me.
He didnt know me, didnt know I was a wrestler but still called me a "Val Venis ass muthafucka."
I need to bring that insult back. #VVAMF
He didnt know me, didnt know I was a wrestler but still called me a "Val Venis ass muthafucka."
I need to bring that insult back. #VVAMF
I felt like such a "sad adult" being at a laundromat on a Halloween (Friday night, no less!)
The kid in me wanted candy. The man in me wanted to be partying with scantily clad people.
Ah Well, at least I ate that kid and horny guy before I did laundry. #vore
The kid in me wanted candy. The man in me wanted to be partying with scantily clad people.
Ah Well, at least I ate that kid and horny guy before I did laundry. #vore
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I felt like such a "sad adult" being at a laundromat on a Halloween (Friday night, no less!)
The kid in me wanted candy. The man in me wanted to be partying with scantily clad people.
Ah Well, at least I ate that kid and horny guy before I did laundry. #vore
The kid in me wanted candy. The man in me wanted to be partying with scantily clad people.
Ah Well, at least I ate that kid and horny guy before I did laundry. #vore
My opponent really was 2 kids in a trench coat. No one believes me.
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My opponent really was 2 kids in a trench coat. No one believes me.
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Why LITTLE GUIDO rules!
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why LITTLE GUIDO rules!
There's an alternate timeline where Chris Farley gets clean and stays clean, and Kevin James never becomes famous.
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There's an alternate timeline where Chris Farley gets clean and stays clean, and Kevin James never becomes famous.
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UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
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@tatianawrestles.bsky.social using some tickling based offense against Prince Akkanatan! #ThursdayNightFights
Watch live over on @indywrestling.us YouTube or Twitch Page
Watch live over on @indywrestling.us YouTube or Twitch Page
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@tatianawrestles.bsky.social using some tickling based offense against Prince Akkanatan! #ThursdayNightFights
Watch live over on @indywrestling.us YouTube or Twitch Page
Watch live over on @indywrestling.us YouTube or Twitch Page
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So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you
October 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you
Come to the 2nd (and maybe last) wrestling event I'm running - I promise you nothing but fun! TONIGHT!
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Come to the 2nd (and maybe last) wrestling event I'm running - I promise you nothing but fun! TONIGHT!
I knew it!
@marconarcisso.bsky.social is back & just laid out their former tag team partner Blizzy Blake & aligned with @reesehayes.bsky.social! The Den of Desire is no more! #HarvestMoon880
Watch live by becoming a member on @indywrestling.us's YouTube or on the Indy Wrestling Network
Watch live by becoming a member on @indywrestling.us's YouTube or on the Indy Wrestling Network
September 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I knew it!
Congratulations to my friends who made the PWI500 your talent and hard work have paid off...and/or your check cleared; either way, fantastic achievement for an indie wrestler ♥️
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Congratulations to my friends who made the PWI500 your talent and hard work have paid off...and/or your check cleared; either way, fantastic achievement for an indie wrestler ♥️
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again