I too find this eternally frustrating, and I have much to say on the topic. But I’ve been saying those things for the last ten years and I’m currently baking a loaf of bread, which, I find, is a far more productive pastime. Spoiler: His emotional/behavioral development CEASED at age six.

Also of note:

Get a raincoat.

Just passing this along, but seems pertinent. Grok concludes the plan was written in Russian, then poorly translated.

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Musk's Grok concludes that the 21-point plan issued by the White House was written in Russian and then very poorly translated into English.
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Holy shit.

You do know Trump has Alzheimer’s, right?

He’s also stoned every day.

I call bullshit.

Remember when Trump texted Bondi on Truth Social and called Halligan “a very good lawyer?” That was the moment we knew without a doubt that she was a terrible lawyer.

Google: “How Your Cat is Making You Crazy.”

Seriously. Google it.

You could put $50M into a bag, set it on a table in front of him, and tell him it’s his on one condition. He has to provide a good, working definition of the word “strategy.”

Your money would be 100% safe.

“I hated that dog, because it was doing what comes naturally to dogs, namely, killing chickens. And rather than hire a trainer for a few hundred bucks to teach me how to change her behavior, I decided to do what comes naturally to me, namely, killing family pets.”

Can confirm: Still true of AK.

“Coordinated” by whom? Never heard of it.

Every INCEL out there in MAGA-land: “Hmmm, maybe I should get a brain worm too.”

These people are profoundly stunted. Congratulations on your achievements, and we look forward to hearing more from you in the future!