Sasquatch
@realsasquatch.bsky.social
From the windward shores of the Salish Sea. Smarter than I used to be, but I've forgotten a lot. Keeping an open mind. Former fisherman, current consultant. Sasquatches? Well, if you know you know.
Trump, stunned and exhausted, wracked with fear of facing consequences for his unending crimes and incompetence, fails to acknowledge the American flag on the ground as he returns to the White House after having his soul sucked out of him all weekend by the evil banshee Loomer.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Trump, stunned and exhausted, wracked with fear of facing consequences for his unending crimes and incompetence, fails to acknowledge the American flag on the ground as he returns to the White House after having his soul sucked out of him all weekend by the evil banshee Loomer.
Please send this photo to your Trumpist friends, if you have any.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Please send this photo to your Trumpist friends, if you have any.
Shown here is a man who has shot his last wad.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Shown here is a man who has shot his last wad.
White House Unveils New Presidential Portrait. “President Trump is truly the definition of ALPHA MALE,” the announcement says. “Whether he’s suing his critics, selling nuclear secrets, raping, sucking off Putin or dancing to gay bathhouse anthems of the 80’s, he projects MANLINESS AND POWER!”
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
White House Unveils New Presidential Portrait. “President Trump is truly the definition of ALPHA MALE,” the announcement says. “Whether he’s suing his critics, selling nuclear secrets, raping, sucking off Putin or dancing to gay bathhouse anthems of the 80’s, he projects MANLINESS AND POWER!”
This is your weekly reminder that Trump is a fucking drug addict, everyone in the White House knows it, and the media doesn't care.
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This is your weekly reminder that Trump is a fucking drug addict, everyone in the White House knows it, and the media doesn't care.
Never forget Jane Goodall. A light of wisdom to the world, and a woman who built a remarkable career seeing and actually taking the time to understand what was before her eyes. Is it any wonder she had no doubt about the existence of Sasquatches?
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Never forget Jane Goodall. A light of wisdom to the world, and a woman who built a remarkable career seeing and actually taking the time to understand what was before her eyes. Is it any wonder she had no doubt about the existence of Sasquatches?
That’s some spooky freakazoid shit right there.
September 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That’s some spooky freakazoid shit right there.
This is one sick tweaker right here.
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is one sick tweaker right here.
Do you ever wonder why Trump’s pupils remain so dilated under bright lights?
Because he’s stoned out of his mind, that’s why.
Because he’s stoned out of his mind, that’s why.
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Do you ever wonder why Trump’s pupils remain so dilated under bright lights?
Because he’s stoned out of his mind, that’s why.
Because he’s stoned out of his mind, that’s why.
See the monster ingesting drugs at the US Open. He needs it bad.
September 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
See the monster ingesting drugs at the US Open. He needs it bad.
Because hey, what does a 59-year old American do when it comes time to serve his country? Why, join the Gestapo, of course! @variety.com #SupermanFail #WrongTrack #FacePlant #Gestapo
August 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Because hey, what does a 59-year old American do when it comes time to serve his country? Why, join the Gestapo, of course! @variety.com #SupermanFail #WrongTrack #FacePlant #Gestapo
Boogie down, Taco Man
Boogie down your diaper!
Can’t see your smooth and tiny hands
Taco, Taco, TACO MAN!
Boogie down old orange face
And wave your tiny disco hands
Smoosh around your giant butt
That’s stinkin’ up the place!
Boogie down, Taco Man
Shake that fat white booty
Taco Taco MAN!
Boogie down your diaper!
Can’t see your smooth and tiny hands
Taco, Taco, TACO MAN!
Boogie down old orange face
And wave your tiny disco hands
Smoosh around your giant butt
That’s stinkin’ up the place!
Boogie down, Taco Man
Shake that fat white booty
Taco Taco MAN!
June 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Boogie down, Taco Man
Boogie down your diaper!
Can’t see your smooth and tiny hands
Taco, Taco, TACO MAN!
Boogie down old orange face
And wave your tiny disco hands
Smoosh around your giant butt
That’s stinkin’ up the place!
Boogie down, Taco Man
Shake that fat white booty
Taco Taco MAN!
Boogie down your diaper!
Can’t see your smooth and tiny hands
Taco, Taco, TACO MAN!
Boogie down old orange face
And wave your tiny disco hands
Smoosh around your giant butt
That’s stinkin’ up the place!
Boogie down, Taco Man
Shake that fat white booty
Taco Taco MAN!
I want to encourage everyone who’s been visited by, examined by, or abducted by aliens to report the event(s) to ICE at their earliest opportunity. Even if they didn’t harm you it’s important to file a full report recounting your experience.
May 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I want to encourage everyone who’s been visited by, examined by, or abducted by aliens to report the event(s) to ICE at their earliest opportunity. Even if they didn’t harm you it’s important to file a full report recounting your experience.