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Sam
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I’m just here so I don’t get fined
Look at that sploot
July 7, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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joining the culture war on the side of orcas
May 24, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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insane that nobody has dealt with the hamburglar yet
May 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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no more work today. big boat stuck.
May 17, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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if math is real then how is it that I was born in 1986 yet I'm only 23? explain that, scientists
May 16, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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May 16, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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I just spent ten minutes smushing a copy of Le Monde trying to get coffee to come out of it

Because it's the French press.
May 12, 2023 at 6:16 PM
First skeet 🫡
May 12, 2023 at 5:35 AM