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your least favorite she/they (heinz beans, official gogurt, lotion wizard, mother trucker, cheese mouse, sad bug)
$ lotionwiz
(context; this is from an old twitter survey i performed)
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
no i'm boiling the water shortly. i haven't actually committed yet
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
okay that's a little different but still. mmmm. not what i would do
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
k... as in ketchup? 👁️
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
don't
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
warm
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
alternatively, even simpler, but when the daycare groups go on their little daytime walks and SEE a bus. similar levels of joy
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i really am not, i don't need that
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
finally. some good fucking answers
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
not that efficient
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM