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@realname1.bsky.social
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your least favorite she/they (heinz beans, official gogurt, lotion wizard, mother trucker, cheese mouse, sad bug)
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realname1.bsky.social
old photos
image of me, a pale femme in glasses and a big pink fluffy sweater, laying on the couch with beer cans, mugs, and a vape all resting in front of me image of me, pale femme with dark hair, laying in the bathtub and smoking a joint image of me, pale femme with dark hair, pouring jim beam into a teacup, pinky out. my lipstick is smeared and my hair wild
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
realname1.bsky.social
i love data. learning
google sheets screenshot of a table titled, "what sport do i look like i teach" with some graphs nearby a closer look at the graphs from the sheets; two pie charts sandwich a bar graph
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
realname1.bsky.social
"why do you do this" my boyfriend leaves me alone sometimes
screenshot of bluesky "switch account" screen; "Switch Account [REAL NAME] @realname1.bsky.social official gogurt @officialgogurt.bsky.social cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social jolly rancher @jollyrancherhc.bsky.social CHONK FACTS! @chonkfacts.bsky.social sad bug @sadbug.bsky.social"
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
realname1.bsky.social
babby boint
zoomed in photo of my pale hand holding a small joint
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
realname1.bsky.social
it's probably not quite what you think but it's not great either
pair of people in halloween costumes. one is a roach specialist and the other is a cockroach. i don't like it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
realname1.bsky.social
me:
google search for "sexy pest control costume" with results of images of women in... well, sexy pest control costumes. it's what you'd imagine
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
realname1.bsky.social
sleempy
selfie of me, a sleepy white girl, cuddled up in a red fuzzy blanket with headphones on and soft christmas lights lighting the room
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
realname1.bsky.social
wait am i late with this
movie poster for barbie with me replacing barbie, "this barbie is obsessive compulsive" in white font above
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
realname1.bsky.social
i sure hope so
old photo of me licking my short slim blade, being pulled from its sheath.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
realname1.bsky.social
before ;
a photo of me, a pale noodle person with a blank tank top on, flexing a lack of muscle.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
realname1.bsky.social
"pigeon" c. 2025
poorly edited photo of a round fluffed up pigeon smoking a joint
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
realname1.bsky.social
i am not sorry for making jokes about mental health. it's something we need to talk about and making people laugh with something relatable or absurdist is a good start to opening up. and also
"it's my defense mechanism" frame from clue (1985) miss scarlet stands in her blue dress, hands on hips, defiant, poised to combatively reply to colonel mustard
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
realname1.bsky.social
there is not a mug in this image
my hand holding a small mug that says, "gaslight village lake george NY" with a rainbow
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
realname1.bsky.social
you could, in many ways, describe this as "hardly workin"
mirror selfie of me, a pale femme with red hair, in a restaurant bathroom, wearing all black. i am holding my phone sideways and i look.. bored, i guess mirror selfie of me in same restaurant bathroom. i am now sticking out my tongue but my eyes are still bored yep, still me in the bathroom. tongue out but eyes bright finally, me in the bathroom, mirror selfie, tongue out eyes wide
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
realname1.bsky.social
blurry edited photo of eric andre leaning back and saying, "why would you say something so wrong"
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
realname1.bsky.social
and i was like, hey what's up hello
selfie of me laying down on my couch; i am a pale femme with reddish hair
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
realname1.bsky.social
well now i'm having a bad day. thanks, ai
google search for "i'm a baby octopus where is mama" (online trend, whatever) - the ai overview result says, "Mama is likely no longer with you. A mother octopus dedicates herself to her eggs, guarding them without eating until they hatch, which is a sacrifice that results in her death. You are now on your own to swim into the ocean and find food and shelter, though you carry her legacy with you." AND NOW IM CRYING
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
realname1.bsky.social
logging on
sideways selfie of me, pale femme with short reddish hair, on my blue couch, making a straight plain face sideways selfie of me, pale femme with short reddish hair, on my blue couch, sticking my tongue out and looking to the side
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
realname1.bsky.social
getting this american girl doll rc sports car for my cats is less of a want and more of a need
product image of pink rc sports car, the doors slightly open and the seats open and inviting to a passenger the car from the frame previous, my cats now inside
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
realname1.bsky.social
sorry, cant do my art homework. its a performance piece, an installation by mookie,
orange tabby cat (mookie) sitting on a white paper with black outline of a pear orange tabby cat (mookie) sitting on a white paper with black outline of a pear. mookie now looking up and off camera, outside at. something.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
realname1.bsky.social
monochromenday
selfie of me, a pale femme, in black and white.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
realname1.bsky.social
spruced up the gallery wall
selfie of me, mostly, a red haired femme with colorful paintings i've done behind me display photo of all my paintings. a white wall houses, starting from upper left and going to the right; - a grey background with a watching eye - a hand with black sludge on red background - bloody white hands on gold background - dark red nude silhouette in the next row there is: - a heart on dark red - the moon - a hand holding an orb in front of ferns - eyes in a bed of roses, interrupted by the word, "important" in gold below them; - white skull and eyes on dark background - finger painted splatters of black and white on teal me in front of the paintings again
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
realname1.bsky.social
yeah, i read theory
pokemon official nintendo players guide being held in my hand in front of my couch and a painting
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
realname1.bsky.social
this is where i post from
"new england 1954" in white lettering on black screen from clue (1985)
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
realname1.bsky.social
making his way downtown
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM