(I wish I'd actually put some effort into that gag. I was planning to write one every day for 2026, but realistically expect a higher-quality one in March and another in late October).

Fine work. I'm currently watching La Femme Nikkeita (1990). Luc Besson's stylish thriller about a female French assassin determined to get revenge on 225 Japanese publically-traded companies.

Aww. I just worried that it might not get the attention it deserves.🦀🦑(anemones are sorely under-represented in the emojisphere).

That's lovely! To attract more fans of decapod illustration, it's actually spelled 'anemone'. I know. Me too.

Maus? Echt? Haben Sie ein Maus gesehen?

Ich bin Engländer und lerne Deutsch. Ich glaube, ich habe es auf den Punkt gebracht. 🙂

Aber Maus? Unglaublich. x

And it was one of his brother's uniforms at that. The man has no shame.

Loving your wide oeuvre.

I've got diarrhoea so will make this quick.

Holmes Under The Hammer.

Henry Howard Holmes, a Chicago-based serial killer known as the Devil in the White City, was hanged in 1898 after confessing to 27 slayings in his 'Murder Castle'. Deon Dublin assesses its damp problems.

It's awful and I've devoted my adult life to helping them with a toothpick.

At least James A can afford to put the heating on.

Schlectes Traumauto.

After that movie barely broke even, the risk-averse studio consigned 'Muppet Scabies' to development hell.

The glory days of infectious pictures are over.

Oh bloody hell. Good one.

This is spot on, but only if you have the ability to think about it.

If, as I suspect, you've still got your automatic VW Golf, don't sell it but buy a second one. Get the legacy you deserve.