the real MaCrane
realmacrane.bsky.social
the real MaCrane
@realmacrane.bsky.social
Union stagehand, originally from Boise and now from Orlando, currently traveling the world.

I care about nature, labor rights, and stopping ever-present dread.
With the destruction of the CDC, are they going to rework the rules in Pandemic to take away the Atlanta research station and increase infection rates in America? The game might as well reflect the reality in America.
October 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can't wait for the Cracker Barrel rebranding to hit all the PR textbooks and all of the discussion board posts that miss the point that the outraged parties are just idiots.
August 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just moved to NYC after living in Central Florida for 6 years. Tonight's rain was some of the hardest I've seen. Let's hope it slows down a bit and minimizes the damage.
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's very clear that the MAGA folks I grew up around, and on Reddit, have absolutely no idea what the levels of government are.

If you live in rural Idaho, a candidate for mayor of NYC can do absolutely nothing to you.
June 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS
June 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It's not even the fact that he did it. It was stupid and reckless, but not surprising.

But he did it without authorization and revealed it on social media. That's not how being President works. There are laws and protocols to follow, and he believes he is above them all.
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Does this mean we need to pull the military out of California?
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We must have found oil in California because we've declared war on ourselves.
BREAKING: US Marines deployed to Los Angeles have carried out the first known detention of a civilian, the US military confirms.

It was confirmed to Reuters after they shared this image with the US military.
June 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Do the Waymo's know they are on fire? Or do they keep driving until they can't anymore?

Would they drive their flaming bomb of an engine into a neighborhood to pick people up? Or did the creators know this would happen?
June 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The situation in DTLA to which 700 Marines have been deployed is a couple dozen interfaith clergypersons leading a small crowd in prayer.
June 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm so happy for my extended Giant Bomb family!
Those sons of bitches did it.

Giant Bomb forever.

#giantbomb
May 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nathan Fielder has ruined my brain.

I'm staring at the plane I'm about to board, and all I can think is: "I hope the pilots speak to each other in the lounge."
April 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One thing about becoming an atheist is realizing how many religious holidays there are that you completely forget about.

Someone said "Happy Easter" to me this morning, and it was the first time I realized that was today.
April 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It's been over 10 years since I played Skyrim for the first and last time.

It's been the right amount of time for me to really enjoy picking it up again. I can't put it down!

This game is so good and really deserves all the love, praise, and longevity it's gotten.
April 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I don't care what your thoughts are on Trump, but if you can't see that he's making it up as he goes, you are an idiot.
April 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Now imagine if we had kept regulating our markets, strengthened unions, and invested government money in ensuring that manufacturing had stayed in the U.S. and not shipped overseas to low-wage factories just so CEOs could become absurdly wealthy?
April 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
3 economic collapses since I graduated high school? Why not?!
April 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Every time Trump speaks, my retirement drops. BUT IM SURE HE HAS A FUCKING PLAN
April 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The incredible thing about becoming a leftist after growing up in a Republican area is how novel you are to the people you grew up with.

I have been announced at weddings as "the liberal one." I have been looked at and said, "We know this might offend you," when it doesn't.
April 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I know it's a selfish take, but I spend one day a week in airports and am on many flights.

I'm genuinely concerned that TSA will break down significantly. The wait times are about to balloon.
March 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Watching Trump yell at Zelenskyy is embarrassing. We are embarrassing.
February 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Greenland. Denmark. Panama. Canada. Mexico. Palestine.

We are the agitator. We are in the wrong. Never forget that we are allowing this to happen.
February 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Watching an unelected citizen blocking elected officials from entering government departments should make everyone angry. We are watching the downfall of the republic in real time.
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM