Tired Dad
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A tramp once told me I was handsome.
I am in a Wetherspoons against my will. A radge lass has just accused me of looking at her food. Her food.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am in a Wetherspoons against my will. A radge lass has just accused me of looking at her food. Her food.
Random inlay: Mountains of Ket/Incentive Software Ltd (1983) https://spectrumcomputing.co.uk/entry/6711/ #zxspectrum #retrogaming
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In a county town pub and some wife is talking to her bestie about her son Harrison and how she's "going with the flow" with him not sleeping in his own bed. Good God.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a county town pub and some wife is talking to her bestie about her son Harrison and how she's "going with the flow" with him not sleeping in his own bed. Good God.
"Do you mind if I close this window - I'm fucking freezing." I say, twice a day, every day when I get on the bus with some vape twat sat honking on his paedo pipe. It's fucking October you cunts.
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Do you mind if I close this window - I'm fucking freezing." I say, twice a day, every day when I get on the bus with some vape twat sat honking on his paedo pipe. It's fucking October you cunts.
Odd dream in which I had dinner with Pierce Brosnan, slept in his box-room afterward and pissed the bed. He was very gentlemanly about it but clearly annoyed.
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Odd dream in which I had dinner with Pierce Brosnan, slept in his box-room afterward and pissed the bed. He was very gentlemanly about it but clearly annoyed.
Armani is out of fashion.
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Armani is out of fashion.
Bunch of nepos in this pub and one said to the others "Someone tried to explain 'renting' to me and I just don't get it yeah."
August 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bunch of nepos in this pub and one said to the others "Someone tried to explain 'renting' to me and I just don't get it yeah."
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Email is the best form of communication we ever invented. Instant, yet no instant reply is expected. Works universally outside of any app or ecosystem. The gold standard
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Email is the best form of communication we ever invented. Instant, yet no instant reply is expected. Works universally outside of any app or ecosystem. The gold standard
Are those two lads from Get Stuffed still knocking-about? Could be some work going
July 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Are those two lads from Get Stuffed still knocking-about? Could be some work going
Also just seen a middle-aged man wearing a Rick & Morty t-shirt. Fair play to him; I wouldn't have the fucking nerve.
July 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also just seen a middle-aged man wearing a Rick & Morty t-shirt. Fair play to him; I wouldn't have the fucking nerve.
Just heard a couple of the young people describe a recent social event as "a total catastroff". This country.
July 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just heard a couple of the young people describe a recent social event as "a total catastroff". This country.
Just tried to explain who Beth Gibbons is to my sister but was thinking too hard about the facilties at Glastonbury and mentioned a fictional band named Portaloo.
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just tried to explain who Beth Gibbons is to my sister but was thinking too hard about the facilties at Glastonbury and mentioned a fictional band named Portaloo.
My prostate seems to be improving as I've just had a piss that could've jet-washed a patio.
June 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My prostate seems to be improving as I've just had a piss that could've jet-washed a patio.
Next-door neighbours are having a very pass/agg marital argument in their back garden and it is a TREAT.
June 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Next-door neighbours are having a very pass/agg marital argument in their back garden and it is a TREAT.
I can't move because the cat is asleep on my feet and it isn't my cat and it's not my home and I am in hell.
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can't move because the cat is asleep on my feet and it isn't my cat and it's not my home and I am in hell.
Whilst my peculiar form of brain-damage not only gifts me with epilepsy but also causes some memory issues. Can't tell you what I had for dinner last night but just remembered that Roger Murtaugh's car in the original Lethal Weapon was named 3 W(illiam) 56. I mean, come ON.
June 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Whilst my peculiar form of brain-damage not only gifts me with epilepsy but also causes some memory issues. Can't tell you what I had for dinner last night but just remembered that Roger Murtaugh's car in the original Lethal Weapon was named 3 W(illiam) 56. I mean, come ON.
Having recently moved to a medium-size northern market town that seems to be trapped in a 1970s time loop I have now - as what I suspect to be a direct result - been diagnosed with fucking SHINGLES because that is apparently still a thing here.
June 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Having recently moved to a medium-size northern market town that seems to be trapped in a 1970s time loop I have now - as what I suspect to be a direct result - been diagnosed with fucking SHINGLES because that is apparently still a thing here.
My bank have kindly offered to reduce my overdraft limit so I can "take more control of my finances". I have politely declined.
May 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My bank have kindly offered to reduce my overdraft limit so I can "take more control of my finances". I have politely declined.
The Wikipedia entry for Andrew Lawrence is quite good.
May 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Wikipedia entry for Andrew Lawrence is quite good.
I live in the North-East and Newcastle United are playing at home so I am now housebound until tomorrow. It's a festival of cunts out there.
May 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I live in the North-East and Newcastle United are playing at home so I am now housebound until tomorrow. It's a festival of cunts out there.
As if a student landlord would be on-site let alone give a shit.
New BBC sitcom for Rob Brydon
New BBC sitcom for Rob Brydon
Comic to play a neurotic student landlord in Bill's Included
dlvr.it
May 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
As if a student landlord would be on-site let alone give a shit.
Rowan Atkinson's mam used to live near me. By all accounts a lovely woman but whenever he deigned to visit in his much-mocked Aston Martin he would drive "like a cunt".
May 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Rowan Atkinson's mam used to live near me. By all accounts a lovely woman but whenever he deigned to visit in his much-mocked Aston Martin he would drive "like a cunt".
"Golden Dome" mind you.
May 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Golden Dome" mind you.
Most noticeable difference between moving from a major city to a market town is that I constantly have something in my FUCKING SHOE. Is there just more detritus out here?
May 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Most noticeable difference between moving from a major city to a market town is that I constantly have something in my FUCKING SHOE. Is there just more detritus out here?