I just assume that they are being interviewed by some random person who after a few banal q’s peels off their face to reveal Chotiner. “Hi, I’m Isaac Chotiner, you’ll find the doors are locked and I poisoned your drink. The antidote will be delivered if you answer my 20 questions. Shall we begin?”

I know nothing about Cook Out except that a banana shake sounds goddamn delicious.

Both are aggressively Star Wars names, though Jett Reno may be more of a Star Wars name than Han Solo.

The Raiders disappearing into the void ever since their center snapped in the lead up to the 2002-2003 Super Bowl has given me back 20 years of fall Sundays.