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Even Trump’s Secretary of Transportation is trying to figure out how to start a culture war
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Even Trump’s Secretary of Transportation is trying to figure out how to start a culture war
It would not totally surprise me if the Trump Administration tried to bring back smoking on airplanes.
RFK Jr will tell us that according to the data, after we banned smoking on airplanes, incidents of autism diagnosed increased.
RFK Jr will tell us that according to the data, after we banned smoking on airplanes, incidents of autism diagnosed increased.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It would not totally surprise me if the Trump Administration tried to bring back smoking on airplanes.
RFK Jr will tell us that according to the data, after we banned smoking on airplanes, incidents of autism diagnosed increased.
RFK Jr will tell us that according to the data, after we banned smoking on airplanes, incidents of autism diagnosed increased.
I once had someone tell me that wind power was bad because it would mess up the weather if they took all the wind out of the air
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I once had someone tell me that wind power was bad because it would mess up the weather if they took all the wind out of the air
You are truly a modern day Cassandra. Except instead of predicting catastrophes only to be ignored, you ruin jokes.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You are truly a modern day Cassandra. Except instead of predicting catastrophes only to be ignored, you ruin jokes.
Related thing that bugs me is video game trailers that are almost all cinematic with very little gameplay. The only thing I want to see to decide if I want to play a game is the gameplay
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Related thing that bugs me is video game trailers that are almost all cinematic with very little gameplay. The only thing I want to see to decide if I want to play a game is the gameplay
If a swastika isn’t a hate symbol, is there anything at all still classified as a hate symbol?
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If a swastika isn’t a hate symbol, is there anything at all still classified as a hate symbol?
The original post didn’t even use the word “pedophile” or “pedophilia” but yes the most important thing about this child rape is that we don’t use a mean word to describe the child rape
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The original post didn’t even use the word “pedophile” or “pedophilia” but yes the most important thing about this child rape is that we don’t use a mean word to describe the child rape
They are sexually attracted to the hamburger
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They are sexually attracted to the hamburger
Same idea as Britney Spears in a schoolgirl uniform or Katie Perry’s album “Teenage Dream” with a revealing outfit on the album cover
…but you aren’t supposed to say out loud you are sexualizing a teen girl. It’s supposed to be subtext. Everyone involved is supposed to have plausible deniability
…but you aren’t supposed to say out loud you are sexualizing a teen girl. It’s supposed to be subtext. Everyone involved is supposed to have plausible deniability
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Same idea as Britney Spears in a schoolgirl uniform or Katie Perry’s album “Teenage Dream” with a revealing outfit on the album cover
…but you aren’t supposed to say out loud you are sexualizing a teen girl. It’s supposed to be subtext. Everyone involved is supposed to have plausible deniability
…but you aren’t supposed to say out loud you are sexualizing a teen girl. It’s supposed to be subtext. Everyone involved is supposed to have plausible deniability
NOT LARRY SUMMERS!
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
NOT LARRY SUMMERS!
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A DOG
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A DOG
This is how I feel when I hear someone say “gif.” It’s pronounced “gif.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is how I feel when I hear someone say “gif.” It’s pronounced “gif.”
OMG this article is crazy. He goes on to say the distinction matters because it’s slander to say the Catholic Church had a problem with pedophilia because the victims were mostly over ten years old and male so it wasn’t pedophilia it’s homosexuality so basically the problem was gays not the church
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
OMG this article is crazy. He goes on to say the distinction matters because it’s slander to say the Catholic Church had a problem with pedophilia because the victims were mostly over ten years old and male so it wasn’t pedophilia it’s homosexuality so basically the problem was gays not the church
Hilarious. Reads like an Onion article
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hilarious. Reads like an Onion article
It’s funny because if cats could speak English they probably wouldn’t do it very well
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s funny because if cats could speak English they probably wouldn’t do it very well
Yeah Trump will just say the Epstein files are a “Democrat hoax” and it will be totally stupid but Fox News and MAGA media will go along with it so most of his base will just look the other way like they always do
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Yeah Trump will just say the Epstein files are a “Democrat hoax” and it will be totally stupid but Fox News and MAGA media will go along with it so most of his base will just look the other way like they always do
“Walk of Fame.” It’s such a Trump way to think about the Presidency. Like the important thing about being the President of the United States is it makes you famous, basically a movie star
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Walk of Fame.” It’s such a Trump way to think about the Presidency. Like the important thing about being the President of the United States is it makes you famous, basically a movie star
I worked as a camp counselor at a Christian camp. One of the adults said of Noah’s ark, “you know they found it.” And I was like, “well how did they know it was Noah’s?” And he was like, “whose else’s would it be?” As if there had never been any other boats made in history
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I worked as a camp counselor at a Christian camp. One of the adults said of Noah’s ark, “you know they found it.” And I was like, “well how did they know it was Noah’s?” And he was like, “whose else’s would it be?” As if there had never been any other boats made in history
That makes so much sense!
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That makes so much sense!
And the whole thing was incredibly rude — Nicolas Cage makes it very clear early on that his one thing is that he does NOT like being murdered by swarms of bees
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And the whole thing was incredibly rude — Nicolas Cage makes it very clear early on that his one thing is that he does NOT like being murdered by swarms of bees
It’s incredible but what does it say? What language is this even?
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s incredible but what does it say? What language is this even?
Well well i stand corrected. Almost makes me feel silly replying argumentatively to The Onion. But I’m far from learning my lesson.
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well well i stand corrected. Almost makes me feel silly replying argumentatively to The Onion. But I’m far from learning my lesson.