Ralph Spoilsport
@realjoemack.bsky.social
Neither a mooncalf, jabbernowl or luddy-duddy be.
Micro is a craven toad.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Micro is a craven toad.
And probably a better Secretary of Snappy Dressing than Not-Puck, as well.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And probably a better Secretary of Snappy Dressing than Not-Puck, as well.
I never thought Puck would go from The Real World to tongue-bathing a "president" on TV, but here we are
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I never thought Puck would go from The Real World to tongue-bathing a "president" on TV, but here we are
Why is this Saudi errand boy, Bibi pillow pal and crime family scion anywhere within a thousand miles of any American government function?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why is this Saudi errand boy, Bibi pillow pal and crime family scion anywhere within a thousand miles of any American government function?
They also serve who crouch and pat.
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They also serve who crouch and pat.
Wait - what kind of frame?
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wait - what kind of frame?
But well paid - especially for the era.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
But well paid - especially for the era.
Reposted by Ralph Spoilsport
They even had a social worker present for you too, putting a hand on your back, comforting you. It was challenging work.
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They even had a social worker present for you too, putting a hand on your back, comforting you. It was challenging work.
In terms of wetness.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In terms of wetness.
When the Adderall hits and you can't unclench your teeth.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When the Adderall hits and you can't unclench your teeth.
Ease up regulatin' those birds = more turkeys to sell = lower turkey prices AND the increased salmonella is FREE!
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ease up regulatin' those birds = more turkeys to sell = lower turkey prices AND the increased salmonella is FREE!
Morrkwaan would need lessons in order to operate a rubber stamp.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Morrkwaan would need lessons in order to operate a rubber stamp.
"It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"
These are some messeging mofos, no doubt about it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
These are some messeging mofos, no doubt about it.
"Tastes great, less filling!"
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Tastes great, less filling!"
Steal a billion-six, go to jail for most of a week - that's the law!
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Steal a billion-six, go to jail for most of a week - that's the law!
Who han't forgotten which of their houses they lived in for seven years and lied about it on seven tax returns?
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who han't forgotten which of their houses they lived in for seven years and lied about it on seven tax returns?
" ... he was a better painter, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Trummp..."
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
" ... he was a better painter, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Trummp..."
Tertiary syphilis is a hell of a thing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tertiary syphilis is a hell of a thing.