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Queer, horror loving, comic loving, gaming, whiskey drinking, cat father, vegetarian leaning vegan masked vigilante.
I hear the second Five Nights is bad. And everyone is surprised. I mean.
That first one was an unbelievable piece of shit.
That first one was an unbelievable piece of shit.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I hear the second Five Nights is bad. And everyone is surprised. I mean.
That first one was an unbelievable piece of shit.
That first one was an unbelievable piece of shit.
It’s always a hoot when something like the Macy’s Parade features a joyful, family friendly performance of Mack the Knife, a song about a man who rapes and murders all of the women named in the song.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s always a hoot when something like the Macy’s Parade features a joyful, family friendly performance of Mack the Knife, a song about a man who rapes and murders all of the women named in the song.
It’s unbelievable how many great characters there are in Stranger Things but time and again the narrative wants us to care about Mike, who isn’t just dull, but a full sized turd of a human.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s unbelievable how many great characters there are in Stranger Things but time and again the narrative wants us to care about Mike, who isn’t just dull, but a full sized turd of a human.
The funniest thing about nerds shit talking Stranger Things is they will obsessively watch every episode as soon as they can, and they will also discuss Marvel movies as though they are the evolution of cinema.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The funniest thing about nerds shit talking Stranger Things is they will obsessively watch every episode as soon as they can, and they will also discuss Marvel movies as though they are the evolution of cinema.
My job values me so much that I can decide to work on the holidays as well as an extra hour on Mondays through the holidays at a “bonus hourly rate” that amounts to several dollars less than what my hourly rate would be if I wasn’t salary.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My job values me so much that I can decide to work on the holidays as well as an extra hour on Mondays through the holidays at a “bonus hourly rate” that amounts to several dollars less than what my hourly rate would be if I wasn’t salary.
We are well into November. It’s officially the season of the greatest movie ever made. Let’s fucking go.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
We are well into November. It’s officially the season of the greatest movie ever made. Let’s fucking go.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein is bad but in his defense, the book is an anachronism that is not at all pleasurable to read.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein is bad but in his defense, the book is an anachronism that is not at all pleasurable to read.
In other news All Her Fault was entertaining but first mystery series to refuse to use a flash forward to create suspense gets a prize.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In other news All Her Fault was entertaining but first mystery series to refuse to use a flash forward to create suspense gets a prize.
We’d all have been better off if Chuck Schumer hadn’t made it past 70.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We’d all have been better off if Chuck Schumer hadn’t made it past 70.
I think a lot about the smug people who say ‘haven’t you read the book’ when defending the position that the Monster is not, in fact, a villain, and how they never seem to realize that they are admitting they’ve never read the book, in which the Monster is, in fact, the villain. He’s not cuddly
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think a lot about the smug people who say ‘haven’t you read the book’ when defending the position that the Monster is not, in fact, a villain, and how they never seem to realize that they are admitting they’ve never read the book, in which the Monster is, in fact, the villain. He’s not cuddly
I’m anti death penalty in general, but probably every judge on the corrupt Supreme Court who supported the decision to starve citizens should be detained and publicly executed.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m anti death penalty in general, but probably every judge on the corrupt Supreme Court who supported the decision to starve citizens should be detained and publicly executed.
I’m proud that I’ve called Debra Messing a talentless piece of shit all these years and society has finally caught up.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m proud that I’ve called Debra Messing a talentless piece of shit all these years and society has finally caught up.
Imagine giving your daughter a cute fucking name like Winsome and she grows up to be the biggest, stupidest piece of shit to ever grace the planet.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Imagine giving your daughter a cute fucking name like Winsome and she grows up to be the biggest, stupidest piece of shit to ever grace the planet.
Matlock season 2 improves on everything that was clunky in season one, but they’ll still never make me care even a little bit about the charisma black hole that is Billy.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Matlock season 2 improves on everything that was clunky in season one, but they’ll still never make me care even a little bit about the charisma black hole that is Billy.
Next October double feature: Cruella and Blood and Black Lace.
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Next October double feature: Cruella and Blood and Black Lace.
The main twelve characters in the Marvel universe should be the FF, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Crystalia Amaquelin, The Vision, Bruce Banner, and Janet Van Dyne. A Hawkeye as your extra, I accept Clint or Kate.
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The main twelve characters in the Marvel universe should be the FF, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Crystalia Amaquelin, The Vision, Bruce Banner, and Janet Van Dyne. A Hawkeye as your extra, I accept Clint or Kate.
Maxine Minx having a chase scene in Maxxxine that ends with her hiding in the Psycho house and being safe there? Chef’s kiss.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Maxine Minx having a chase scene in Maxxxine that ends with her hiding in the Psycho house and being safe there? Chef’s kiss.
One day Maxxxine will be reappraised as in the running to be as good or better than the other installments in the trilogy.
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
One day Maxxxine will be reappraised as in the running to be as good or better than the other installments in the trilogy.
Jason Voorhees does, in fact, kill dogs and children, and bunnies, and it is canon.
However, we have no evidence he would kill a cat, as it has never happened despite multiple cats appearing on screen.
However, we have no evidence he would kill a cat, as it has never happened despite multiple cats appearing on screen.
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jason Voorhees does, in fact, kill dogs and children, and bunnies, and it is canon.
However, we have no evidence he would kill a cat, as it has never happened despite multiple cats appearing on screen.
However, we have no evidence he would kill a cat, as it has never happened despite multiple cats appearing on screen.
The Black Phone and its sequel are perfectly mediocre movies and Shudder and Fangoria are sucking that Blumhouse tit hard to pretend this is the new greatest franchise ever. Maybe Blum could put more money into decent movies instead of buying off critics.
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The Black Phone and its sequel are perfectly mediocre movies and Shudder and Fangoria are sucking that Blumhouse tit hard to pretend this is the new greatest franchise ever. Maybe Blum could put more money into decent movies instead of buying off critics.
Now that we’re in the AI hellscape will people accept that San Junipero is not a beautiful queer love story but a warning to live your life bravely and enjoy it more than a propaganda computer cartoon will present to an audience?
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Now that we’re in the AI hellscape will people accept that San Junipero is not a beautiful queer love story but a warning to live your life bravely and enjoy it more than a propaganda computer cartoon will present to an audience?
David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy is perfect but might have been better if it was just about Lindsay instead of Laurie. It’s actually a better story framed that way; just one is played by Jamie Lee Curtis and the other is a real housewife who was fantastic in those movies.
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy is perfect but might have been better if it was just about Lindsay instead of Laurie. It’s actually a better story framed that way; just one is played by Jamie Lee Curtis and the other is a real housewife who was fantastic in those movies.
My favorite Michael Jackson song is technically a Rockwell song. But realistically nobody was ever watching Rockwell.
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My favorite Michael Jackson song is technically a Rockwell song. But realistically nobody was ever watching Rockwell.
There’s something magnificent about ‘frog’ being a nasty term for the French based on their maligned and misunderstood role in WW2, and frogs now being wonderful cosplay resistance symbols. Frogs rule.
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
There’s something magnificent about ‘frog’ being a nasty term for the French based on their maligned and misunderstood role in WW2, and frogs now being wonderful cosplay resistance symbols. Frogs rule.
@horrorfightpod.bsky.social This week’s list oh my god.
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October 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@horrorfightpod.bsky.social This week’s list oh my god.