Croy Sandberg
@realfakeheadlines.bsky.social
Mostly into writing satire or fake headlines on reddit. Sometimes submit to satire websites and get rejected. Rejection is writing life
You spelled “concentration camp” wrong
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You spelled “concentration camp” wrong
Like the US isn’t dumb enough while already educating its citizens
February 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Like the US isn’t dumb enough while already educating its citizens
Trump To Make Trump.FI New American Currency
February 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trump To Make Trump.FI New American Currency
Gotta get those Tesla battery resources
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Gotta get those Tesla battery resources
The hypocrisy was the worst part
February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The hypocrisy was the worst part
This is going to help the cost of eggs
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is going to help the cost of eggs
In his defense, he is missing part of his brain due to a worm eating it
January 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In his defense, he is missing part of his brain due to a worm eating it
Even Republicans know lowering taxes increases the deficit
January 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Even Republicans know lowering taxes increases the deficit
Worst looking pirate I’ve ever seen
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Worst looking pirate I’ve ever seen
What about the under the table payments from Russia?
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What about the under the table payments from Russia?
Did they not pay attention to WW2 asia?
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Did they not pay attention to WW2 asia?
It’s tough when one person is having sex with their mutual adversaries President
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s tough when one person is having sex with their mutual adversaries President
Trump knows this but his cult doesn’t
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump knows this but his cult doesn’t
Trump told the world Covid didn’t exist. Do you want them in an organization about health
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump told the world Covid didn’t exist. Do you want them in an organization about health
It’s okay. Trump has experience denying a pandemic. I’m sure he knows how to downplay the next
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s okay. Trump has experience denying a pandemic. I’m sure he knows how to downplay the next
He said “Golf of America”
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He said “Golf of America”
The ADL are just Pro Jew Nazis
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The ADL are just Pro Jew Nazis
And building barbed wire enclosures to house “illegals”
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
And building barbed wire enclosures to house “illegals”
It wasn’t a hand gesture. It was a Nazi Salute. Stop downplaying it
January 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It wasn’t a hand gesture. It was a Nazi Salute. Stop downplaying it
It was a full on Nazi Salute. But keep pretending they aren’t Fascist
January 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It was a full on Nazi Salute. But keep pretending they aren’t Fascist