Croy Sandberg
@realfakeheadlines.bsky.social
Mostly into writing satire or fake headlines on reddit. Sometimes submit to satire websites and get rejected. Rejection is writing life
Trump Pauses Canadian Tariffs After Canada Threatens To Syrup And Feather Baron Trump
February 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Trump Pauses Canadian Tariffs After Canada Threatens To Syrup And Feather Baron Trump
February 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump Celebrates Black History Month By Reminiscing About The Time He Sexually Assaulted A Black Woman
February 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trump Celebrates Black History Month By Reminiscing About The Time He Sexually Assaulted A Black Woman
Trump Orders JD Vance To Work From Home For Remaining 4 Year Term
February 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trump Orders JD Vance To Work From Home For Remaining 4 Year Term
Trump Orders Building Of Barbed Wire Enclosures For Illegal Immigrants
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Trump Orders Building Of Barbed Wire Enclosures For Illegal Immigrants
Elon Claims Dibs On Oval Office Forcing Trump To Roosevelt Room
January 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Elon Claims Dibs On Oval Office Forcing Trump To Roosevelt Room
January 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
BREAKING: DEMOCRACY DEAD!
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: DEMOCRACY DEAD!
Snoop To Honor MLK Legacy By Performing For Racist
January 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Snoop To Honor MLK Legacy By Performing For Racist
Biden Announces Post Presidency Plans Of Staring In New Michael Bay Film Skibbi Toilet
January 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Biden Announces Post Presidency Plans Of Staring In New Michael Bay Film Skibbi Toilet
Israel Gifts Released Palestinian Prisoners A Free Pager
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Israel Gifts Released Palestinian Prisoners A Free Pager
Trump Orders All Erections To Be At Full Staff During Inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump Orders All Erections To Be At Full Staff During Inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Saudi Arabia Buys $2 Billion Hunter Biden Painting Of A Hotdog
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Saudi Arabia Buys $2 Billion Hunter Biden Painting Of A Hotdog
Trump Announces Kid Rock To Serve As Head of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, And Meth
January 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Trump Announces Kid Rock To Serve As Head of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, And Meth
Trump Vows To Veto Supreme Court Order To Ban Tic Toc On Day 1
January 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump Vows To Veto Supreme Court Order To Ban Tic Toc On Day 1
Inauguration Moved Indoors After Trump Too Weak To Be Outside In Cold
January 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Inauguration Moved Indoors After Trump Too Weak To Be Outside In Cold
Trump Suggest Changing Name Of “Earth” To “America” Saying “It’s What The World Wants”
January 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Trump Suggest Changing Name Of “Earth” To “America” Saying “It’s What The World Wants”
Paying Off Prostitutes With Campaign Money Now Legal In United States
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Paying Off Prostitutes With Campaign Money Now Legal In United States
Billionaires That Use Tax Loopholes To Avoid Taxes Unsure Why Fire Department Isn’t Funded Sufficiently
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Billionaires That Use Tax Loopholes To Avoid Taxes Unsure Why Fire Department Isn’t Funded Sufficiently
MTG Submits Bill To Rename Gulf Of Mexico to “Golf Of America”
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
MTG Submits Bill To Rename Gulf Of Mexico to “Golf Of America”
Doctors Give US Democracy 3 Days Left To Live
January 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Doctors Give US Democracy 3 Days Left To Live
Trump Requiring All Cabinet Members To Have At Least 1 Sexual Assault Accusation
January 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump Requiring All Cabinet Members To Have At Least 1 Sexual Assault Accusation
Homeland Security Secretary Nominee Kristi Noem Promises To Put Down Illegal Immigrants The Same Way She Would Put Down An Old Dog
January 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Nominee Kristi Noem Promises To Put Down Illegal Immigrants The Same Way She Would Put Down An Old Dog