Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.

he tries to bite me while i’m drying off

everything i learn about severance is against my will

i can’t wait to get home and work on my new puzzle :)

finally they listen to mother

catch me in las vegas at a shania twain concert 😎💅

the downside of cutting back on weed is that i really want to smoke weed

my new hobby is entering travel sweepstakes, catch me in 2025 at sundance and the cliffs of moher 😎💅

i’m probably gonna think about the t.A.T.u needle drop in anora for the rest of my life

trying to explain to my cats that if they simply got along they could share the heating pad but they’re not buying it

smoking a ball of resin, watching FROM, what’s better than this

i love drinking water

nw :)