Ed Teach
realedteach.bsky.social
Ed Teach
@realedteach.bsky.social
American living in Portugal. Parent, writer, part-time dufus, full-time sarcasm user. Trying to make sense of all this nonsense. Words at LisbonWire.com.
Is THAT what Carnegy Mellon looks like?
January 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
YES!!!! Losing my mind on this. If there's anything new here, it's not in the headline or anywhere above the paywall.
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I hope they at least spit in their burritos.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
But... I thought they'd gotten super cautious on sourcing stories before running them.
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I prefer a simple, unhurried country life, where the roads are always freshly paved, fuel prices are kept artificially low, and the government I villainize subsidizes mail and internet service delivery that would not otherwise be financially sustainable in my low-density region.
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I think most Conservatives are incapable of understanding the difference between punching up and punching down.
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Holy hell. Also thought it had to be a typo.

Basic street gang shit every day from these man-babies.
January 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"Oh, you lived as a dissident in North Korea? I suppose we have something in common:

"My niece stopped inviting me for holidays because I said her kids don't belong in this country. And I didn't even actually say HER kids. Just, you know, people like her kids... But I guess you saw a lot of that"
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is interesting. Is the presumption that higher numbers are needed to create an atmosphere of social reinforcement to counter public shaming (in addition to the more practical needs for more agents to navigate crowds etc)?

Thanks for sharing this thread.
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You could call Homan a Kirkland Himler to his face, and his people would call next week trying to book air time to complain about it.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You couldn't keep these thirsty playground try-hards away from a camera if you were swinging a baseball bat at them.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM