Gov. Abbott:

Since you’re interested in football, and because I’ve often been told to stick to sports, here are examples of what some of the highest-profile college coaches in our state have said about blame after tough games:

the way you know you’re at a mexican birthday party is the rooster

Everyone on the 12th floor at Choctaw just learned that Linda is a bitch

You thought I'd forget

I'm not sure that even cracks the top 100 stupidest ways the Cowboys have blown a game.