Donald J. Drumpf
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
He has asked Megyn Kelly to represent him in court.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He has asked Megyn Kelly to represent him in court.
I spent so many wonderful Larry Summers' days hanging out with topless girls by Jeffrey Epstein's pool. #enigmasneverage
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I spent so many wonderful Larry Summers' days hanging out with topless girls by Jeffrey Epstein's pool. #enigmasneverage
I think I've been using 'traitor' wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think I've been using 'traitor' wrong.
I am suing Saturday Night Live for $300 billion for this deceptively edited but factually accurate video!
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am suing Saturday Night Live for $300 billion for this deceptively edited but factually accurate video!
Don't listen to lunatic Marjorie Taylor Greene who has blood coming out of her whatever insisting we must PROTECT THE VICTIMS! Listen to Megyn Kelly instead! MAGA moms know kids shouldn't learn about sex in books! They must learn by getting "deflowered" by rich white men who can't handle real women!
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don't listen to lunatic Marjorie Taylor Greene who has blood coming out of her whatever insisting we must PROTECT THE VICTIMS! Listen to Megyn Kelly instead! MAGA moms know kids shouldn't learn about sex in books! They must learn by getting "deflowered" by rich white men who can't handle real women!
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
Many people are saying this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Many people are saying this.
The first rule of literal child sex trafficking ring is you do not talk about literal child sex trafficking ring. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The first rule of literal child sex trafficking ring is you do not talk about literal child sex trafficking ring. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
"Gotcha" journalist Laura Ingraham tricked me into admitting that Tariffs are the reason your coffee prices are going through the roof! DO NOT RETWEAT!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Gotcha" journalist Laura Ingraham tricked me into admitting that Tariffs are the reason your coffee prices are going through the roof! DO NOT RETWEAT!!!
PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN!
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN!
KASH PATEL WILL NO LONGER BE ATTENDING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM! ALTHOUGH HIS GIRLFRIEND IS STILL INVITED.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
KASH PATEL WILL NO LONGER BE ATTENDING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM! ALTHOUGH HIS GIRLFRIEND IS STILL INVITED.
Big strong men who invested their life savings in my meme coin are now coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, I can no longer afford healthcare for my family." Sad!
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Big strong men who invested their life savings in my meme coin are now coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, I can no longer afford healthcare for my family." Sad!
Many people are asking this!
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Many people are asking this!
Many people are saying this is the scariest movie of the year. #Tariffs #Halloween2025
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Many people are saying this is the scariest movie of the year. #Tariffs #Halloween2025
President Xi is very smart! He didn't mention Ronald Reagan.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
President Xi is very smart! He didn't mention Ronald Reagan.
THE STEAMROLLER OF FASCISM MUST NOT BE STOPPED!
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
THE STEAMROLLER OF FASCISM MUST NOT BE STOPPED!
ANY PRESIDENT WHO USES AN AUTOPEN IS TOO MENTALLY FEABLE TO HOLD THE OFFICE!
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
ANY PRESIDENT WHO USES AN AUTOPEN IS TOO MENTALLY FEABLE TO HOLD THE OFFICE!
Nasty Pocahontas Low IQ Hussein Obama Warren is being very mean to me! Please make sure MAGA Mike or Josh Hawley don't find out what I've done!
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nasty Pocahontas Low IQ Hussein Obama Warren is being very mean to me! Please make sure MAGA Mike or Josh Hawley don't find out what I've done!
After the dementia test, I also had an MRI, but I aced that, too, believe me!
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
After the dementia test, I also had an MRI, but I aced that, too, believe me!
This new ad from Canada is even worse than the last one!
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This new ad from Canada is even worse than the last one!
I'm just sad Gym Jordan didn't make the poster.
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm just sad Gym Jordan didn't make the poster.
My very powerful new TIME cover completely covers my neckgina and my bruised hands! Many people are saying it's the best photo of a war criminal since Newsweek's photo of Nazi psychopath Alfried Krupp in 1963!
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My very powerful new TIME cover completely covers my neckgina and my bruised hands! Many people are saying it's the best photo of a war criminal since Newsweek's photo of Nazi psychopath Alfried Krupp in 1963!
The government will remain closed until I am convinced that Sneaky Joe Biden didn't hide any of the #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles in the East Wing of the White House. Thank you!
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The government will remain closed until I am convinced that Sneaky Joe Biden didn't hide any of the #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles in the East Wing of the White House. Thank you!
The good news: Fox News is ignoring the #NoKingsInAmerica protests.
The bad news: Fox News is reminding my poorly educateds that #TrumpTariffs are fucking them bigly.
TURN OFF YOUR TEEVEES!
The bad news: Fox News is reminding my poorly educateds that #TrumpTariffs are fucking them bigly.
TURN OFF YOUR TEEVEES!
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The good news: Fox News is ignoring the #NoKingsInAmerica protests.
The bad news: Fox News is reminding my poorly educateds that #TrumpTariffs are fucking them bigly.
TURN OFF YOUR TEEVEES!
The bad news: Fox News is reminding my poorly educateds that #TrumpTariffs are fucking them bigly.
TURN OFF YOUR TEEVEES!