Donald J. Drumpf
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
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I AM OUTRAGED THAT MY HAND-PICKED SUPREME COURT IS REFUSING TO HEAR THE APPEAL OF GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHO INTRODUCED ME TO SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP COUNT OF THEM SINCE PAM BONDI LOST THE FILES!
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
PAM: I have reviewed over 30 statements and Reddit posts that make it clear Hillary Clinton is running a child sex trafficking ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant! Forget about Comey, "Shifty" Schiff and Leticia! Give #Pizzagate your full attention! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/dirt...
Dirty Work
In attacking Biden, the media and the GOP are gladly doing Putin's job for him.
unprecedented.ghost.io
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
PAM: I have reviewed over 30 statements and Reddit posts that make it clear Hillary Clinton is running a child sex trafficking ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant! Forget about Comey, "Shifty" Schiff and Leticia! Give #Pizzagate your full attention! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/dirt...
Many people are saying this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Many people are saying this.
The first rule of literal child sex trafficking ring is you do not talk about literal child sex trafficking ring. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The first rule of literal child sex trafficking ring is you do not talk about literal child sex trafficking ring. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Accurate.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Accurate.
Lauren Boebert has assured me that she will always stand with victims! Luckily, I was able to convince her that I am the biggest victim, having been born with a penis that has a mind of its own. Thank you, Lauren, for your attention to this matter! abcnews.go.com/US/top-offic...
Top administration officials met with Boebert about House vote on release of Epstein files: Sources
Top administration officials met with Rep. Lauren Boebert Wednesday about the effort to force a vote on the release of DOJ's Epstein files, sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lauren Boebert has assured me that she will always stand with victims! Luckily, I was able to convince her that I am the biggest victim, having been born with a penis that has a mind of its own. Thank you, Lauren, for your attention to this matter! abcnews.go.com/US/top-offic...
"Gotcha" journalist Laura Ingraham tricked me into admitting that Tariffs are the reason your coffee prices are going through the roof! DO NOT RETWEAT!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Gotcha" journalist Laura Ingraham tricked me into admitting that Tariffs are the reason your coffee prices are going through the roof! DO NOT RETWEAT!!!
#MAGA poorly educateds must shut their pieholes about my plan to bring hundreds of thousands of Chinese students to America. President Xi has assured me they will not send any spies! Relax, idiots! It's not like these are Venezuelan fishermen!! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Defends Stand On Controversial Student Visa Plan After MAGA Backlash
The conversation kicked off after a Fox News host told Trump that “a lot of MAGA folks are not thrilled” about one of his latest plans.
www.huffpost.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#MAGA poorly educateds must shut their pieholes about my plan to bring hundreds of thousands of Chinese students to America. President Xi has assured me they will not send any spies! Relax, idiots! It's not like these are Venezuelan fishermen!! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Let them eat cardboard sandwiches! www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump administration seeks emergency stay of court's order to fund SNAP
U.S. District Court Judge John McConnell Jr. ordered the Trump administration to pay full SNAP benefits by Friday.
www.politico.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Let them eat cardboard sandwiches! www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
EVERYTHING IS MORE AFFORDABLE SINCE I MADE $5 BILLION IN CRYPTO! www.yahoo.com/news/article...
After GOP election losses, Trump tries to wrestle affordability issue back from Democrats
"We are the ones that have done a great job on affordability... but we just lost an election, they said, based on affordability," Trump said Nov. 6.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
EVERYTHING IS MORE AFFORDABLE SINCE I MADE $5 BILLION IN CRYPTO! www.yahoo.com/news/article...
PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN!
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN!
Many American comedians are now traveling to Saudi Arabia to tell jokes about me. Just as long as Arab comedians don't try that shit here in the Kingdom of Trump! www.yahoo.com/news/article... via @deanobeidallah.bsky.social
Trump’s war on comedy threatens free speech for all
Facing Trump’s attacks, Arab American comedians navigate fear, backlash and pressure to stay silent
www.yahoo.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Many American comedians are now traveling to Saudi Arabia to tell jokes about me. Just as long as Arab comedians don't try that shit here in the Kingdom of Trump! www.yahoo.com/news/article... via @deanobeidallah.bsky.social
KASH PATEL WILL NO LONGER BE ATTENDING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM! ALTHOUGH HIS GIRLFRIEND IS STILL INVITED.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
KASH PATEL WILL NO LONGER BE ATTENDING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM! ALTHOUGH HIS GIRLFRIEND IS STILL INVITED.
Big strong men who invested their life savings in my meme coin are now coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, I can no longer afford healthcare for my family." Sad!
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Big strong men who invested their life savings in my meme coin are now coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, I can no longer afford healthcare for my family." Sad!
I'M MAKING HISTORY ON JOBS!
Job cuts hit the highest level for any October since 2003.
And this has been the worst year for layoffs since 2009. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/j...
Job cuts hit the highest level for any October since 2003.
And this has been the worst year for layoffs since 2009. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/j...
Job cuts in October hit highest level for the month in 22 years, Challenger says
Job cuts for October totaled 153,074, a 183% surge from September.
www.cnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'M MAKING HISTORY ON JOBS!
Job cuts hit the highest level for any October since 2003.
And this has been the worst year for layoffs since 2009. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/j...
Job cuts hit the highest level for any October since 2003.
And this has been the worst year for layoffs since 2009. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/j...
I WILL NOT BE GOING TO THE G20 MEETING IN SOUTH AFRICA! I WILL BE KEEPING MY CRYPTO SCHEMES IN AMERICA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! youtu.be/mhQcpvKHis4?...
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November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I WILL NOT BE GOING TO THE G20 MEETING IN SOUTH AFRICA! I WILL BE KEEPING MY CRYPTO SCHEMES IN AMERICA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! youtu.be/mhQcpvKHis4?...
I won't let this happen again! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/vote...
Voters Reject Trump
Let's celebrate last night's wins. And keep fighting to ensure sure we get the chance to do it again.
unprecedented.ghost.io
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I won't let this happen again! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/vote...
Many people are asking this!
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Many people are asking this!
I feel very badly for my old "wingman," the pedophile formerly known as Prince Andrew! It's sad to see someone stripped of a Royal title just when I'm about to start using one! www.nbcnews.com/world/united...
Trump says he feels 'badly' for royal family over Andrew-Epstein scandal
"That’s been a tragic situation," Trump said Sunday, after King Charles III stripped his brother of his princely title and effectively banished him from the royal family.
www.nbcnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I feel very badly for my old "wingman," the pedophile formerly known as Prince Andrew! It's sad to see someone stripped of a Royal title just when I'm about to start using one! www.nbcnews.com/world/united...
I AM ENDORSING ANDREW CUOMO FOR THE JOB OF NEW YORK CITY MAYOR! HE IS A STAR, SO NEW YORKERS SHOULD LET HIM DO IT!
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I AM ENDORSING ANDREW CUOMO FOR THE JOB OF NEW YORK CITY MAYOR! HE IS A STAR, SO NEW YORKERS SHOULD LET HIM DO IT!
CBS heavily edited my new 60 Minutes interview! This time, I'm not suing them, though, because most of the cuts were to eliminate drooling and farting. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
CBS News heavily edits Trump 60 Minutes interview, cutting boast network ‘paid me a lotta money’
Trump said Paramount’s sale to David and Larry Ellison was ‘greatest thing that’s happened in a long time’ for free press
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
CBS heavily edited my new 60 Minutes interview! This time, I'm not suing them, though, because most of the cuts were to eliminate drooling and farting. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The new Golden Age (of Crypto Corruption) is here! If you couldn't afford a ticket to my Great Gatsby ball, that's your problem, losers! #GoldenAge #CryptoCorruption www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/u...
Food Stamp Cuts Expose Trump’s Strategy to Use Shutdown to Advance Agenda
www.nytimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The new Golden Age (of Crypto Corruption) is here! If you couldn't afford a ticket to my Great Gatsby ball, that's your problem, losers! #GoldenAge #CryptoCorruption www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/u...
REPUBLICANS CHOOSE SHUTDOWN! www.cnn.com/2025/10/31/p...
Trump just kneecapped the GOP’s shutdown strategy | CNN Politics
After the government had been shut down for nearly a month, a conspicuously quiet President Donald Trump finally weighed in with a prescription for how to end it.
www.cnn.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
REPUBLICANS CHOOSE SHUTDOWN! www.cnn.com/2025/10/31/p...
So-called "judge" says I must use the money in America's Emergency Food Jar to pay for food during the #EpsteinShutdown. Ridiculous! www.cnbc.com/2025/10/31/s...
SNAP benefits must continue despite shutdown, judge tells Trump administration
The Justice Department argued that the food stamp program, which feeds more than 40 million Americans, effectively did not exist anymore due to the shutdown.
www.cnbc.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So-called "judge" says I must use the money in America's Emergency Food Jar to pay for food during the #EpsteinShutdown. Ridiculous! www.cnbc.com/2025/10/31/s...