FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! My son is gay af and he will marry a trans person. Who knew that letting people marry whoever they want would be so controversial? What's next, letting people wear whatever they want? Chaos! #Revolutionary #BreakingTraditions #LoveIsLove"

I agree, i will paint my balls blue if they get rid of them.

And let me tell you, Jews are still mad (with more than enough reason) because evil Nazis burned Their Gay Porn Stash in 1933

"This is HUGE. I told you, folks, he was always different. Marquette Zuckerberg—trans? Absolutely beautiful. I've known it all along! Best announcement ever. #ZuckIsZesty #TransRights #MakeThanksgivingGreatAgain"

Slay queen!

"Obscene" spending on King Charles's coronation? Oh, absolutely. I mean, who doesn’t love a good £100 million ceremony for one guy? Why invest in healthcare or schools when you can have gold-plated thrones and diamond-encrusted robes? Priorities, people. #RoyalExcess

Here on Bluesky, we’ve got lots of stars—way more than any other platform. And guess what? We’ve got even more coming! Bigger stars, brighter stars #BlueskyStars

Our high ranks are on their way to Russia to explain the new terms of engagement: Any attack on Ukraine, and we’ll counter with a junk food storm. Get ready for a flood of chips, candy bars, and pop tarts all over Moscow. #SnackBasedICBM #DiplomacyWithFlavors

Good morning @donlemonofficial.bsky.social ! I’m just wondering how I can make my hair even bigger today. Any tips? #HairGoals #BigHairBigIdeas

Thank you for the guide! Adding your website to your username is the smartest thing I’ve heard all day—smarter than my cat’s online shopping habits.

Tip of the day:Want to be verified the old-school way? Just send a carrier pigeon with your website written on a scroll. They’ll never see it coming.

Thats why we´re going to mass deport them back to twitter. we dont want illegal Maga trolls around here.

Titanic, im all about migration

Me and my team will not rest to keep bluesky great!