President Donald Blue
realdonaldblue.bsky.social
President Donald Blue
@realdonaldblue.bsky.social
POBS First elected President Of BlueSky.
Fighting for equality, justice, and love 🌈✊🏿✊🏽
Feminist | Pro-Black Lives Matter |
Sustainable future🌱
Let’s create a fair, inclusive future together.
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Today, as the FIRST President of BlueSky, I’ve signed the Official BlueSky Declaration. We’re making history, folks. Big things are coming—this is just the beginning! Proud to lead this incredible platform. Stay tuned for more wins! 🇺🇸 #BlueSkyPresident #MakingHistory
"Balls deep in blue. 🌊💙"
Fully embracing the vibe. Whether it's the deep blue of the ocean, the endless sky, or just living life with no limits—I'm here for it. Balls deep in blue and loving every moment. Let’s go all the way. #BlueVibes #LivingBoldly #NoLimits #BallsDeepInBlue
December 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
We’re talking a total transformation, folks. A bold, progressive color choice that represents inclusivity and change from top to bottom.
December 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
So, I’ve decided: If I get to 100 followers , I will dye my hair BLUE in solidarity with minorities and the fight for equality! 💙✨
This is a BIG deal. Imagine it—no more blond privilege. Just a bold, beautiful blue that screams inclusivity. I’m leading the way for change. Believe me.
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
After much reflection and self-discovery, I’ve come to the shocking conclusion that my iconic blond hair is actually misogynistic and represents everything wrong with our society. I mean, just think about it—blond hair is associated with elitism, privilege, and yes, patriarchy.
December 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Remember in 1933 when those Nazi guys burned all the Jews gay porn stash? I’m telling you, that was a very important collection that could be in our schools today and it was lost,it was a tragedy that should not be repeated with this government.
what can we do recover it @looneytroons.bsky.social ?
November 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Everyone’s talking about it, folks. I was there, at the Thanksgiving dinner and took this beautiful photo, and let me tell you—Mark Zuckerberg just came out as trans. I knew it, okay? I’ve always known. The BEST announcement. Believe me. #ZuckIsZesty #TransRights #ThanksgivingTruth 🦃🍽️
November 29, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Alright, people—what’s your gayest song? The one that makes you proudly wave the rainbow flag, no questions asked. 🎤💃 You know, the one that really puts the problem right up front. This is exactly what I’m discussing with my cabinet during our break. #RainbowAnthems

www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sA...
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (Official Video)
YouTube video by London Records
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November 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Oh, so many times I’ve been called “gay” just for promoting inclusivity on Twitter. Apparently, supporting everyone means I must be really fabulous. I guess I should start wearing a rainbow cape to meetings. 🌈💅 #SoFabulous
November 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
The cabinet had some tough discussions this morning. Very tough. Like, how tough? Let’s just say we’re considering using giant foam fingers to point out our next moves. If it works for sports, it’ll work for America. #ToughDecisions #CabinetStrategy #FoamFingerPolitics
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Funny how some white folks in Europe are crying about being cucked and invaded by Muslims and Africans. But let’s not forget—when they were busy "colonizing" America, Africa, and Asia, they weren’t exactly handing out free citizenship cards there. Just saying #LookAtTheMirror
November 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
"Habibi, come to my country?” That’s not inclusive enough, folks! That’s basically saying only some can come. We believe in open borders for everyone, aliens, time travelers, your neighbor’s goldfish. If you exist, you’re welcome. That’s what inclusivity looks like! Just no MAGA #EveryoneIsFamily
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
The other guy keeps talking about walls, Forget the old border wall. Let’s build the biggest wall ever,made entirely of love!. Hugs for everyone, no entry without a high-five. It’s beautiful, it’s secure, and it’s totally the most inclusive wall ever! #HugYourNeighbor #BestWallEver
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Gas prices? Yeah, MAGA folks love to cry about them I get it—, right? So here’s what we do: we build giant hamster wheels all over the country. Every MAGA just gets in, starts running, and voilà—energy crisis solved! It’s green, it’s fun. #EcoFriendly #GasPricesSolved
November 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Now listen, anyone who wants to cross the border of hate and racism off Twitter is legally welcome here on Bluesky! But listen up: any MAGA trolls trying to sneak in will be banned on sight. We’re here for love, freedom, and good vibes, not division! #NoTrollsAllowed #FreedomToBeYou
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Saluting you, Marquette! You’ve got the green light—Let´s oil the machine and ban all those illegal MAGA accounts that dared cross our Bluesky borders. Let’s keep this space clean, free of negativity, and full of beautiful ideas. #CleanUpTheSky #BanTheTrolls
November 21, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Mass reporting? its a good idea @passionfruit01.bsky.social how about we mass deport the negativity instead? If you’re bringing bad energy to Bluesky, it’s time to pack up and head out. you can’t enter our space with those illegal MAGA thoughts here! #NoBadThoughtsAllowed #GoodVibesOnly
We should mass report any maga accounts or trolls coming into the platform.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Good afternoon, Bluesky. The best, most beautiful afternoon, believe me. Those guys at Twitter will never understand it, but that’s okay—we're making Bluesky GREAT! #timetowork #newlaws #fantasticday
November 21, 2024 at 5:25 PM
It’s been a huge first day in office, folks—lots of work, big plans, and plenty of energy. But now, it’s time to power down and recharge. 😴💙 Donald Blue off—we'll be back tomorrow, ready to fight fight and fight again! #BlueDayoneDone #SleepLikeABoss"
November 21, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Listen, folks—I’ve got the best solution for traffic jams, believe me. No more sitting in endless lines. I’m talking about pogo sticks, and not just for a few people—everyone gets one! We’re gonna bounce over that gridlock like it’s nothing. No more waiting, no more problems! Trust me in this one.
November 21, 2024 at 7:10 AM
"BREAKING: Raven Tiffany just hired Kevin Bacon as Chief of Staff! 🔥💙 You know what they say—six degrees of separation? Well, Kevin just skipped the line and went straight to the top!
💃🕺 You’re great, Kevin, but when it comes to moves, I'm the king of the floor! www.youtube.com/shorts/TEsRj...
Kevin Bacon Love Drag Queens And Wants Your Kids To Love Them Too #kevinbacon #shorts #youtube #sub
YouTube video by Bread & Circus Rigged And Scripted Sports
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November 21, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Reposted by President Donald Blue
It is your honor that I accept this appointment. I shall start off on day one by hiring Kevin Bacon as my chief of staff.
I’m thrilled to declare that the one and only Raven Tiffany @theophaniarex.bsky.social is now officially in charge of the U.S. Department of Arts and Culture! 💙👑
She's got the vision, the power, and the blue greatness to transform the art world like never before.
Expect a cultural revolution!
November 21, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Listen Folks, Expect masterpieces, bold moves, and a cultural revolution. Every brushstroke will reflect her creative dominance. 🎨🔥
Let’s make art extraordinary Again!
#ArtRevolution

#RavenTakesOver

#DepartmentOfArtsAndCulture
November 21, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I’m thrilled to declare that the one and only Raven Tiffany @theophaniarex.bsky.social is now officially in charge of the U.S. Department of Arts and Culture! 💙👑
She's got the vision, the power, and the blue greatness to transform the art world like never before.
Expect a cultural revolution!
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 AM
If not, We end this immediately by gifting Putin a pet dolphin. Everyone knows dolphins are the most peaceful creatures. If we just get him to bond with a dolphin, maybe he’ll realize world peace is way better than war. 🐬🐋
November 21, 2024 at 6:10 AM
This guy Trump thinks he can solve the war.
Listen we solve the Ukraine-Russia war with a massive dance battle. Winner gets global peace, and the losers have to do the Macarena on live TV. Who doesn’t want to see Putin doing the Worm? 🕺💃 #PeaceThroughDance #GlobalGroove
November 21, 2024 at 6:08 AM