Chris Bauer
@realchrisbauer.bsky.social
The thing I write will be the thing I write. Brute force novelist. Not actor Chris Bauer. Pissed-off Dem. Philly/pie/pizza. Pro choice & gun reform. Anti-theist.
💙 Bluey. 🚫 assault-style weapons/porn/crypto/maga
chrisbauerauthor.net
💙 Bluey. 🚫 assault-style weapons/porn/crypto/maga
chrisbauerauthor.net
47's bad, beautiful day 2. He took some significant hits yesterday.
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
47's bad, beautiful day 2. He took some significant hits yesterday.
47's bad, beautiful day. Perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
47's bad, beautiful day. Perfect.
I got caught up at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con (C3) last wknd & took only one photo. At least I made it a good one. Thanks, keynote Tom Straw. You were very gracious during the whole con. I guarantee you made at least 100+ new friends and followers. Stay your course. #amwriting #thriller
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I got caught up at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con (C3) last wknd & took only one photo. At least I made it a good one. Thanks, keynote Tom Straw. You were very gracious during the whole con. I guarantee you made at least 100+ new friends and followers. Stay your course. #amwriting #thriller
Hero of I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a thriller. Out of stock already. Life sized real handcuffs for those intimate moments. Next shipment 4/1/26. bit.ly/PaintCowboys #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hero of I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a thriller. Out of stock already. Life sized real handcuffs for those intimate moments. Next shipment 4/1/26. bit.ly/PaintCowboys #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
Combination action figure and garden gnome.
I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, an anti-gun lobby thriller, out now. chrisbauerauthor.net @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @Cease @momsdemand.bsky.social #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, an anti-gun lobby thriller, out now. chrisbauerauthor.net @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @Cease @momsdemand.bsky.social #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
April 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Combination action figure and garden gnome.
I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, an anti-gun lobby thriller, out now. chrisbauerauthor.net @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @Cease @momsdemand.bsky.social #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, an anti-gun lobby thriller, out now. chrisbauerauthor.net @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @Cease @momsdemand.bsky.social #thrillers #BanAssaultWeapons
Every day. Toward MAGA and Republicans who don't speak out against the Russian Asset 47™. chrisbauerauthor.net
March 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Every day. Toward MAGA and Republicans who don't speak out against the Russian Asset 47™. chrisbauerauthor.net
Me toying with AI: Counsel Fungo, protagonist in I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS. With her deputy German Shepherd "Fungo," one of two deputies. "Yes, I named my stud male dog after me, the difference in our sexes be damned. It was early in my civilian narcissistic period." bit.ly/PaintCowboys
March 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me toying with AI: Counsel Fungo, protagonist in I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS. With her deputy German Shepherd "Fungo," one of two deputies. "Yes, I named my stud male dog after me, the difference in our sexes be damned. It was early in my civilian narcissistic period." bit.ly/PaintCowboys
Thought I'd dig this up for a look-see. It's what made the infamous Devil's Bible the Devil's Bible. From Codex Gigas, a massive manuscript completed by Benedictine monks in the 13th century. On display in the National Library of Sweden. Basis for the novel SCARS ON THE FACE OF GOD.
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Thought I'd dig this up for a look-see. It's what made the infamous Devil's Bible the Devil's Bible. From Codex Gigas, a massive manuscript completed by Benedictine monks in the 13th century. On display in the National Library of Sweden. Basis for the novel SCARS ON THE FACE OF GOD.
You people know that I 💙 Bluey, right? Bluey & dad Bandit right next to my Attaboy Jesus.
February 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You people know that I 💙 Bluey, right? Bluey & dad Bandit right next to my Attaboy Jesus.
The painting that inspired much of I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a Counsel Fungo Thriller, in preorder (4/25) on Amazon and elsewhere. The N.C. Wyeth painting sold for $2.24M in 2007. A gun lobby exec wants it but it's not for sale.
January 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The painting that inspired much of I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a Counsel Fungo Thriller, in preorder (4/25) on Amazon and elsewhere. The N.C. Wyeth painting sold for $2.24M in 2007. A gun lobby exec wants it but it's not for sale.
@bluey.site My windowsill. Love 'em all. Show me your Bluey "Action" figures.
January 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
@bluey.site My windowsill. Love 'em all. Show me your Bluey "Action" figures.
Nice. TY. I have a new one coming out in April. Not in preorder status online yet. It's heavy-duty controversial and anti-gun lobby. Here's the cover. Happy holidays.
December 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Nice. TY. I have a new one coming out in April. Not in preorder status online yet. It's heavy-duty controversial and anti-gun lobby. Here's the cover. Happy holidays.
This novel releases in April. It's big-time anti-gun lobby. No preorder yet. Hopefully soon.
December 21, 2024 at 1:22 AM
This novel releases in April. It's big-time anti-gun lobby. No preorder yet. Hopefully soon.
Cover art reveal. Releases 4/25. Might be a bit controversial. Comes down hard against civilian ownership of assault-style weapons. Happy to start the conversation, happier if this ended it. Preorder links soon. @everytown.bsky.social @momsdemand.bsky.social @shannonrwatts.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Cover art reveal. Releases 4/25. Might be a bit controversial. Comes down hard against civilian ownership of assault-style weapons. Happy to start the conversation, happier if this ended it. Preorder links soon. @everytown.bsky.social @momsdemand.bsky.social @shannonrwatts.bsky.social
@sanatintarihi.bsky.social Do you recognize this one? It plays a huge role in my new thriller I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, releasing 4/25.
December 17, 2024 at 10:24 AM
@sanatintarihi.bsky.social Do you recognize this one? It plays a huge role in my new thriller I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, releasing 4/25.
Our wonderful Maeby Funke Bauer RIP April 2024.
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Our wonderful Maeby Funke Bauer RIP April 2024.
Buffalo in a snowstorm, in case you didn't pick up on that.
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Buffalo in a snowstorm, in case you didn't pick up on that.
Made me think of this image. Not my photo (credit to Monika Shukla/Native American History).
November 24, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Made me think of this image. Not my photo (credit to Monika Shukla/Native American History).
A family member just asked, in an out of context phone text, "What is IMOGENE." Today's indelible image: legendary Imogene Coca as Aunt Edna. Best footage (?) of her character's arc is at 2:22. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2dI...
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 AM
A family member just asked, in an out of context phone text, "What is IMOGENE." Today's indelible image: legendary Imogene Coca as Aunt Edna. Best footage (?) of her character's arc is at 2:22. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2dI...
Actor (Father of the Bride, many other great credits) & voice actor George Newbern. Narrated some of my books.
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Actor (Father of the Bride, many other great credits) & voice actor George Newbern. Narrated some of my books.
This works as a good tie-in for the Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners thrillers, 3 so far.
November 20, 2024 at 12:19 PM
This works as a good tie-in for the Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners thrillers, 3 so far.
Scottish author Wendy H. Jones and me at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con ("C3"), coupla years back. What a personality, and speaker, and writer. Hi @wendyhjones.bsky.social.
November 20, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Scottish author Wendy H. Jones and me at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con ("C3"), coupla years back. What a personality, and speaker, and writer. Hi @wendyhjones.bsky.social.
The way things were, growing up in Philly, age 11.
November 20, 2024 at 12:11 PM
The way things were, growing up in Philly, age 11.
Online writer acquaintance of mine. @djai76.bsky.social, you know this guy.
November 20, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Online writer acquaintance of mine. @djai76.bsky.social, you know this guy.
Me, holding HIDING AMONG THE DEAD in its original cover. Reskinned by the publisher when the rest of the series came out.
November 20, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Me, holding HIDING AMONG THE DEAD in its original cover. Reskinned by the publisher when the rest of the series came out.