Chris Bauer
@realchrisbauer.bsky.social
The thing I write will be the thing I write. Brute force novelist. Not actor Chris Bauer. Pissed-off Dem. Philly/pie/pizza. Pro choice & gun reform. Anti-theist.
💙 Bluey. 🚫 assault-style weapons/porn/crypto/maga
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Chris Bauer
@realchrisbauer.bsky.social
· Jan 12
I Heard You Paint Cowboys (A Counsel Fungo Thriller)
Amazon.com: I Heard You Paint Cowboys (A Counsel Fungo Thriller) eBook : Bauer, Chris: Books
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Novels:
SCARS ON THE FACE OF GOD; JANE'S BABY; BINGE KILLER; Blessid Trauma Trilogy; AIR RACE; COBALT (Maximum Risk #1); CRADLE (Maximum Risk #2); I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS (4/25) bit.ly/PaintCowboys
SCARS ON THE FACE OF GOD; JANE'S BABY; BINGE KILLER; Blessid Trauma Trilogy; AIR RACE; COBALT (Maximum Risk #1); CRADLE (Maximum Risk #2); I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS (4/25) bit.ly/PaintCowboys
47's bad, beautiful day 2. He took some significant hits yesterday.
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
47's bad, beautiful day 2. He took some significant hits yesterday.
47's bad, beautiful day. Perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
47's bad, beautiful day. Perfect.
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It turns out that nobody will vote for you to care for their children when your leader AND HER HUSBAND get arrested for being sexual predators.
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It turns out that nobody will vote for you to care for their children when your leader AND HER HUSBAND get arrested for being sexual predators.
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Dog stick core
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dog stick core
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I live not too far from here. Am now waiting to hear when this place will be closing.
How to lose all your customers forever in one day.
Villa Vita, New Hope, PA
Villa Vita, New Hope, PA
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I live not too far from here. Am now waiting to hear when this place will be closing.
@pollybindman.bsky.social I just caught up with your 2023 article in Energy Monitor on the critical minerals supply chain. I thought you might like to know about my novel highlighting one of these minerals: COBALT, Max Fend Maximum Risk Series #1: amzn.to/3LnsdOp
Cobalt: A Max Fend Thriller (Maximum Risk Book 1)
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October 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
@pollybindman.bsky.social I just caught up with your 2023 article in Energy Monitor on the critical minerals supply chain. I thought you might like to know about my novel highlighting one of these minerals: COBALT, Max Fend Maximum Risk Series #1: amzn.to/3LnsdOp
I dunno. I've been hitting a lot of likes over at Beau Johnson's place on Bluesky. Watch out for the guy with the funky stache. Not sure I trust him. @beaujohnson44.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I dunno. I've been hitting a lot of likes over at Beau Johnson's place on Bluesky. Watch out for the guy with the funky stache. Not sure I trust him. @beaujohnson44.bsky.social
#SHOWMEYOURHELLHOLE -- find it on youtube. Terrible, terrible stuff going down in Chi-town.
“This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. It’s quite disturbing. The Milwaukee Brewers have come in to attack our Chicago Cubs. We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.”
THIS is how you do it. #cdnpoli
THIS is how you do it. #cdnpoli
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
#SHOWMEYOURHELLHOLE -- find it on youtube. Terrible, terrible stuff going down in Chi-town.
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I have reigned in most of my anger but know my books are STILL up on Amazon. Please do not purchase them.
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have reigned in most of my anger but know my books are STILL up on Amazon. Please do not purchase them.
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This is how you do it, yup.
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.
VANCE: No, George, I sai--
STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
VANCE: No, George, I sai--
STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
October 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is how you do it, yup.
Authors need to check their titles to see if they're part of the Anthropic Class Action settlement.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Stolen Election is PROPAGANDA
August 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Stolen Election is PROPAGANDA
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Veterans…Listen Up!
August 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Veterans…Listen Up!
Crushing on Sully Dawg at the moment. Loving the energy, @sullydawg2.bsky.social. Stay the course.
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Crushing on Sully Dawg at the moment. Loving the energy, @sullydawg2.bsky.social. Stay the course.
A perspective about the shutdown I didn't have until I watched it. Nicely done, @sullydawg2.bsky.social. Hey Sully: Now that your Sox are out (wishing it weren't so, bud), can we get a "Go Phils" from you? Stay the course, you're killing it.
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Fox propaganda is obvious and only works on the uninformed
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
A perspective about the shutdown I didn't have until I watched it. Nicely done, @sullydawg2.bsky.social. Hey Sully: Now that your Sox are out (wishing it weren't so, bud), can we get a "Go Phils" from you? Stay the course, you're killing it.
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My profile says it all. #Bluey www.facebook.com/stories/1064...
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October 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My profile says it all. #Bluey www.facebook.com/stories/1064...
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Lithium mining in Nevada. Now if only they could find that motherlode of cobalt under the Poconos that Penn State University says is there we could kick China's ass 2X over. Batteries, baby. (See first comment.)
Lithium mining in Nevada. Now if only they could find that motherlode of cobalt under the Poconos that Penn State University says is there we could kick China's ass 2X over. Batteries, baby. (See first comment.)
US takes a stake in another company, this one is operating a massive lithium mine in Nevada
The U.S. government is taking a minority stake in Lithium Americas, a company that is developing one of the world’s largest lithium mines in northern Nevada.
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October 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Lithium mining in Nevada. Now if only they could find that motherlode of cobalt under the Poconos that Penn State University says is there we could kick China's ass 2X over. Batteries, baby. (See first comment.)
Lithium mining in Nevada. Now if only they could find that motherlode of cobalt under the Poconos that Penn State University says is there we could kick China's ass 2X over. Batteries, baby. (See first comment.)
I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a Counsel Fungo Thriller, is now avail for libraries to order thru apps like OverDrive & Hoopla. If your library doesn’t have it yet, you can request it. If they do order it, go check it out? Thanks much. #LibraryLove #BorrowBooks #OverDrive #Hoopla bit.ly/PaintCowboys
September 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS, a Counsel Fungo Thriller, is now avail for libraries to order thru apps like OverDrive & Hoopla. If your library doesn’t have it yet, you can request it. If they do order it, go check it out? Thanks much. #LibraryLove #BorrowBooks #OverDrive #Hoopla bit.ly/PaintCowboys
I got caught up at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con (C3) last wknd & took only one photo. At least I made it a good one. Thanks, keynote Tom Straw. You were very gracious during the whole con. I guarantee you made at least 100+ new friends and followers. Stay your course. #amwriting #thriller
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I got caught up at the Creatures, Crimes & Creativity con (C3) last wknd & took only one photo. At least I made it a good one. Thanks, keynote Tom Straw. You were very gracious during the whole con. I guarantee you made at least 100+ new friends and followers. Stay your course. #amwriting #thriller
And listen to Ms. Etheljean ("Ef") Deal and nine other authors read at the Noir at the Bar feature on Friday night. A blast.
The Creatures, Crimes, and Creativity 3-Day Fan Conference is a gathering of over 100 established authors, designed for readers and budding authors alike to get inside information on their favorite writers and the craft of writing. Share a meal with Richard Castle and Jody Lynn Nye! (and me)
In a coupla weeks (9/19-9/21) I'll be attending C3 in Columbia MD & moderating a panel of stud authors/reviewers Charles Salzberg, Tom Milani, Stacy Woodson, Kristopher Zgorski. A great conference to get up close & personal w/ authors, readers, fans. Stop by, say hi. creaturescrimesandcreativity.com
September 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
And listen to Ms. Etheljean ("Ef") Deal and nine other authors read at the Noir at the Bar feature on Friday night. A blast.
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It was the fuck aroundest of times, it was the find outest of times. ~AdminMatt
September 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It was the fuck aroundest of times, it was the find outest of times. ~AdminMatt
In a coupla weeks (9/19-9/21) I'll be attending C3 in Columbia MD & moderating a panel of stud authors/reviewers Charles Salzberg, Tom Milani, Stacy Woodson, Kristopher Zgorski. A great conference to get up close & personal w/ authors, readers, fans. Stop by, say hi. creaturescrimesandcreativity.com
Creatures, Crimes, and Creativity – 3-Day Fan Conference
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September 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
In a coupla weeks (9/19-9/21) I'll be attending C3 in Columbia MD & moderating a panel of stud authors/reviewers Charles Salzberg, Tom Milani, Stacy Woodson, Kristopher Zgorski. A great conference to get up close & personal w/ authors, readers, fans. Stop by, say hi. creaturescrimesandcreativity.com