Gimme some o' dat ol'TIMEY Root...

As usual, cinema predicted this, decades ago:

When people hear 'socialist' they're trained to think Stalin, or Castro, when they should think Minna Häkkinen...

The Rock is not in the movie "The Rock".
I'm also posting this while visiting The Rock, and he's nowhere to be found.

WTF

I'm gonna make what could be a controversial statement here, but I've never considered Russell Brand funny - or even tolerable, really - and I'm gonna maintain this position even if it loses me BOTH my followers.
Here's a small example of why:

I think I've figured out Congress - they're so busy sharing around the one tattered, threadbare soul available to them, just so they can see in the mirror to shave, that they don't have time to consider policy or debate legislation.

Wow! For under $80 you can now smell...

You can download the National Guard Operations and Procedures manuals online - I looked this up, and this tactical formation is known as a 'Photo Op'.

We know the late Senator Strom Thurmond was fathering children well into his 70s....

Nothing perks up a hearty meal of fresh garden tomatos like a dollop of tangy ketchup!

There is an art to product placement in the retail grocery biz. It requires talent, experience, and sometimes, a concussion.

Reason #27 why I sympathize with anyone trying to learn English...

Remember, a promising modelling career can spring from humble beginnings...

This smart home automation stuff is amazing!

Marketing, I am told, is a science.