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a small himalayan kitten is reaching up, yearning a plate of deviled eggs
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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HerbHeads unite!!!!!
A screenshot of Spotify wrapped that reads "Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass is your top artist. You spent 435 minutes with them, which makes you a top 0.2% global fan."
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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After almost 5 years of faithful service, these leggings have finally fallen. They've served through early morning cardio sessions, Bulgarian split squat competitions, and many, many low-confidence days. Anyone else built like a brick house knows how fast we burn through these.

F to pay respects.
A black and white selfie of a woman wearing a loose sweater, long tank top, and grey and black leggings with white stripes on the thigh.
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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My master, Sauron the Great, has bid thee welcome, and quite frankly, it's SO disrespectful that you would tell him to disband the armies of Mordor and depart these lands, never to return!
a still frame from Lord of the Rings depicting "The Mouth of Sauron", a character who wears a metal helmet and black fabric hood obscuring almost their entire face exept their mouth. Their mouth is pulled in a tight, pained smile revealing inhumanly long, sharp teeth that are stained with some kind of black oil or grease.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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"I wonder if I can grab a couple sticks of RAM before things get even worse."

No, I guess not...
A screenshot from CanadaComputers.com featuring RAM sticks ranging from $232 to $600 CAD.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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a graphic of a shooting star with a rainbow tail on a dark blue background, text that reads "any day now"
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
A promo image from the film 9-to-5 featuring Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, and Lily Tomlin against a blue background.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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My dad might be some kind of lesser Ainur.
A man with a bushy grey beard wearing a red sweater, a white scarf, and red hat. There is a christmas tree in the background.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I reduced all social media usage in 2025. I was starting to feel like those sad elderly people at a casino, attached to a slot machine, getting milked dry in exchange for the smallest fraction of dopamine.

I don't even have unreasonable limits, it's like 1-2 hrs a day for most apps.
A screenshot that displays a Bluesky user's "Grass touching" metric. There is a single horizontal line with three labels. From left to right, "online, balanced, offline". There is a small orange circle indicator 2/3rds of the way between Balanced and Offline. Beneath that, text reads: "You're a 'Daytime Poster' with 2 posts/day"
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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😭😭😭
Screenshot from Spotify wrapped that reads "your listening age 79"
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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screenshot from Steam that reads "last online 4 years ago"
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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My number one artist was Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass 💀
A screenshot from Spotify wrapped that reads, "Your listening age 79"
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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If you need me, I'll just be perusing manuscripts in my study.
A very small room with a yellow electric fireplace in the middle, a wooden bookshelf, a wide brown armchair with pillows, and lots of art on the walls.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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A man with a very broad torso and tiny head wearing a white suit jacket and a pale blue turtleneck. He has a blond mushroom cut wig, black eye liner and black lipstick. (The image is a still of the character Uncle Fester from The Adam's Family)
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A still from TV show "Community" of a bald man in a short sleeve button up shirt and green tie. He's holding a sign that reads, "Greendale, e pluribus anus" and the logo is a pink circle with a five pointed shape in the centre.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Congrats to LinkedIn for inventing inbox rust.
Screenshot of an inbox where every single email is some variation of a LinkedIn notification that reads "Linked In - You appeared in X searches this week - see who searched your profile"
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Boob thinks I'm funny
A screenshot of tiktok notifications on a video with a thumbnail of a woman in an animal print jacket holding a fluffy white cat at a cat show. The notification text reads, "tiffm7688, boob, and 6 others liked your comment 2h ago".
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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We're the same age.
Selfie of a woman with brown hair and two long braids. She's wearing glasses and overalls and a dark green sweater.
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If the trough fits...
a screenshot of disney's wikipedia article cropped on a list of their last dozen or so films, most of which are sequels, remakes, or adaptations
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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They've got Regina George choosing the youtube thumbnails over at CBC.
A screenshot from Youtube of a CBC News: Power and Politics episode. There is a picture of a blond, white woman with shoulder length hair and a brown suit jacket. Her mouth is open, mid speech and her left finger is pointing in the air.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Now that's what I call a compliment!
A screenshot from a wikipedia article. It is a quotation that reads, "her mind [is] a constant stream of confident and intelligent ideas" with a citation note [8]
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Her favourite time of year besides the first snow! She gets to shred up leaves, watch kids get on and off the bus, and wear her jaunty homemade sweaters.
A small black dog wearing a pink sweater. She is sitting on a bench with a blanket, pillow, and toys. She is in font of a large window and a table of indoor plants. A small black dog wearing a pink sweater. She is standing on a small brown rug in front of a sliding glass patio door. A small black dog wearing a pink sweater. She is sitting on a bench with a blanket, pillow, and toys. She is looking out a large window.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Media Literacy Tips. - Who / what is the author? - Get the full picture. Don’t share posts or stories that you haven’t checked first! - LOL? Is it too outlandish? Don’t get fooled! - Multi-sourced or lone wolf? Are other sites sharing this, and what sources do they cite? - Ask experts. Consult a librarian, an archivist, a fact-checking site, or a primary source. - Beware of clickbait. Are headlines sensational to attract clicks? Are you getting the complete story? - Adjust your lens. Consider the impact of your bias, perspective, or concerns on your point of view.
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Yes!! Her little bows!
A small black dog with curly fur sleeping on a green blanket. On her head, she has two small pink bows with polka dots.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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She has never done anything bad like breaking into the garden to eat tomatoes until she's sick.
A small black dog with short trimmed curlf fur. She has grey fur on her chin and a whife chest and paw. She is wearing two small pink bows on her head. She is sitting and looking expectantly at a treat off camera. A small black dog with short trimmed curlf fur. She has grey fur on her chin and a whife chest and paw. She is wearing two small pink bows on her head. She is sitting and looking expectantly at the camera person, waiting for a treat.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM