EviN
@real-evin.bsky.social
Gamer of all sorts 🎮 🎲 🐉 26 - Ireland. IT Engineer / Sys Admin @ Twilio
Software Engineers: "We've invented a new type of intelligence! But it's incredibly unreliable and gets stuff wrong all the time..."
Tech CEOs: "Awesome, let's put it in EVERYTHING!"
Tech CEOs: "Awesome, let's put it in EVERYTHING!"
April 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Software Engineers: "We've invented a new type of intelligence! But it's incredibly unreliable and gets stuff wrong all the time..."
Tech CEOs: "Awesome, let's put it in EVERYTHING!"
Tech CEOs: "Awesome, let's put it in EVERYTHING!"
What's it going to take to release the 412 page indecipherable google doc @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
The people need to know
The people need to know
March 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What's it going to take to release the 412 page indecipherable google doc @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
The people need to know
The people need to know
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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the algorithm here is very pro mushroom
January 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the algorithm here is very pro mushroom
Doctor Who invented ozempic before Novo Nordisk
January 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Doctor Who invented ozempic before Novo Nordisk
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AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time
January 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time
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Got promoted in work 🤘😎
January 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Got promoted in work 🤘😎
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Idiocracy was a documentary
January 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Idiocracy was a documentary
Abhorrent
Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.
January 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Abhorrent
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log(😅) =💧log(😄)
January 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
log(😅) =💧log(😄)
Okay google how do I get YouTube shorts to stop showing me clips from the same 3 TV shows with the exact same 3-song playlist in the background (too loud)
January 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Okay google how do I get YouTube shorts to stop showing me clips from the same 3 TV shows with the exact same 3-song playlist in the background (too loud)
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THE HIGH REPUBLIC is everything I love about STAR WARS.
Every story gave new context to the galaxy we thought we knew, opening new doors begging to be explored. It took wild chances, broke hearts, and showed how hope, kindness, and diversity can help us overcome even the darkest times.
Every story gave new context to the galaxy we thought we knew, opening new doors begging to be explored. It took wild chances, broke hearts, and showed how hope, kindness, and diversity can help us overcome even the darkest times.
The High Republic publishing initiative began on this day 4 years ago
January 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
THE HIGH REPUBLIC is everything I love about STAR WARS.
Every story gave new context to the galaxy we thought we knew, opening new doors begging to be explored. It took wild chances, broke hearts, and showed how hope, kindness, and diversity can help us overcome even the darkest times.
Every story gave new context to the galaxy we thought we knew, opening new doors begging to be explored. It took wild chances, broke hearts, and showed how hope, kindness, and diversity can help us overcome even the darkest times.
Spell slots are stored in the balls
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Spell slots are stored in the balls
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Me: “I need some sick time, I’ve got a case of anal glaucoma.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
December 30, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Me: “I need some sick time, I’ve got a case of anal glaucoma.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
Boss: “Anal Glaucoma, what’s that?”
Me: “I can’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.”
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"That gentleman doth plow the fields of Venus with mighty intent." Or, as the kids say, "that man fucks."
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
"That gentleman doth plow the fields of Venus with mighty intent." Or, as the kids say, "that man fucks."
Is it just me, or is it psychopathic that my parents keep exactly 1 roll of toilet paper in the bathroom at any one time, and keep any spares on the other side of the house in the utility closet
December 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Is it just me, or is it psychopathic that my parents keep exactly 1 roll of toilet paper in the bathroom at any one time, and keep any spares on the other side of the house in the utility closet
Just had the manager of an adjacent but higher team tell me he's posting a job next week and that I should apply to it.... light a candle & say a prayer for me lads and lassies
December 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Just had the manager of an adjacent but higher team tell me he's posting a job next week and that I should apply to it.... light a candle & say a prayer for me lads and lassies
So he's fine with Xmail when it's for electronic mail but not when it's his daughter
Elon Musk says they're working on a Gmail rival called Xmail 📩
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 AM
So he's fine with Xmail when it's for electronic mail but not when it's his daughter
War of the Rohirrim was so annoyingly disappointing. I wanted so bad to enjoy it but dear lord the script and some of the animated moments were shocking
December 17, 2024 at 11:26 PM
War of the Rohirrim was so annoyingly disappointing. I wanted so bad to enjoy it but dear lord the script and some of the animated moments were shocking
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
3/4 parents aren't doing this? Wtf are they doing with the whole "Naughty or nice" thing
If your child is riding the line between naughty and nice this holiday season, it may be tempting to use the threat of Santa withholding gifts as leverage.
1 in 4 parents are using the threat of Santa or no gifts to fix their young children’s behavior this holiday season, new sur | CNN
While many parents use threats or bribery to manage their child’s misbehavior, experts recommend positive reinforcement strategies for better results.
www.cnn.com
December 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
3/4 parents aren't doing this? Wtf are they doing with the whole "Naughty or nice" thing
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December 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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friend: let’s watch a christmas movie
me: [putting lord of the rings on]
friend: i said a christmas movie
me: there’s elves
me: [putting lord of the rings on]
friend: i said a christmas movie
me: there’s elves
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
friend: let’s watch a christmas movie
me: [putting lord of the rings on]
friend: i said a christmas movie
me: there’s elves
me: [putting lord of the rings on]
friend: i said a christmas movie
me: there’s elves