*Chicago accent* "Watch out, we got a Biadasz here!"

Sorry, sorry everyone, I figured out the problem. It's all going to be normal now.

Paying the cat tax - introducing Penelope

This morning's sea glass haul.

Northumberland Strait, NS

I guess there's been... incidents?

Jake Tapper, utterly enraptured by synchronized flashing lights.

It feels like there's a non-zero chance of the VP debate ending with Vance crying snot-bubbles into Walz's shoulder and Walz saying "I forgive you, son."

Can't believe Margot Robbie got snubbed for an Oscar nom and the Baseball Hall of Fame on the same day.

PERCY SLEDGE: Now the record label has only given us one shot at recording this, so it has to be the version that sticks

TRUMPET PLAYER ON 'WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN': Got you loud and clear

Book pitch: a version of Go The Fuck To Sleep for teachers called Just Read The Fucking Directions.

Turns out that my version of "What do you think about the Roman Empire" is "What can you tell me about the Quantum Mechanical Theory of the Atom".

Today's idiocy: realizing I had mixed the bulk couscous with the bulk cornmeal. Although it ended up being OK since I was using it in my meatballs.