Waaah!!!!

I have decided to hunt the wild cranberry. I have the needed equipment.

By 2042 the Big 10 will just be a division in the SEC

He can instantly forgive Himself, so He can talk any way He wants.

I’m thinking we’ll see a Farmer’s Insurance commercial with J. J. Jameson — uh, I mean J. K. Simmons?

“Emus running across your yard? Occasionally hitting your piano wire? Farmer’s can insure you. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two."

Sung: We Are Farmers (dum dum dum dum)

Hey, we all enjoyed your synopsis, so thank you for your service.

Doesn’t there have to be a Long Lost Love?

Or is that Hallmark?

After the fall of the Soviet Union I read a Reader’s Digest article (I know, I know) which said that the greatest threat to America was now Socialism — from Sweden.

I’m thinking this is like back in the day when Francisco Franco spent an inordinate amount of time dying, and every day the Spanish government had to issue a release that said “Francisco Franco is not dead."

Later famously parodied in the early Weekend Updates on SNL.

“Previously on God’s Not Dead: God’s not dead."

Sure, they’re rapists, but they’re not pedophiles!*

*Technically, for our definition of a technicality.

My favorite review of this movie was titled “Scanners Live in Vain”

*OK, I bumped a shelf, and the package of disks they were in fell off.