This is the best I've though...

Where's Snowball?

Tell him it's because he wore the number Zero this playoffs.

By the SEC Rules as described by A&M, Texas is allowed to claim the SEC title for 2024 since we were the regular season champ regardless of winning the title game. #hookem #pooraggy

Seeing all those Latino trump fans thinking their families won't be part of the drumpf policies.

#pooraggys

I understand why people pay hundreds to put permanent lights up instead of going out twice a year to hang and take down lights. Why are ladders?

What is this all about, eh?