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RC Ward (he/him)
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I'm just that guy, you know? A hoopy frood
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🏳️‍🌈Ally 🤬🔞;
I can't keep doing this every couple years. Pain, surgery, pain, recovery, pain, embarrassment, pain, shame, pain... #CHRONICpain
October 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Guilt might be the worst. Guilt that others say isn't deserved. Talking with my therapist, I realized I have guilt about having joy...or even just satisfaction.
August 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just when you thought life couldn't get weirder and worse... #FML
August 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
For the record, I'm going to stop being the person you've grown to love (or tolerate). It was a ruse this whole time. I am - and have always been - a cheddar biscuit. I have come to accept this fact and will no longer live the lie just to get along
August 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sex is great, but have you ever not been able to sleep because you have arthritis everywhere and it's storming outside and now you've decided to stay up until 6am so you can order Walmart delivery to (hopefully) get it before 10am?
August 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
How I remember the difference between "affect" and "effect":

It's almost never "effect"
August 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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August 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It's storming at 4am in MN again and my arthritic ass is aching. Since I'm up, share the worst things to put on your #dating profile
August 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I've been trying to come up with themes for our new rating system. This is in my Google Keep now

THEME SONGS
1. Dunno
2. Dunno
3. Dunno
4. Dunno
5. Duck Tales l

#dumsticks
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Why does it storm at 1-6am every other day in #Minnesota ? I'm so tired!
August 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Can we go back into quarantine?
August 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I can't take much more of this
August 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I can't take much more of this
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
*Mission Impossible music plays. Like, the original. Or Limp Bizkit*
New video in which the group tries a Wilford Brimley of #Oreo and accidentally discovers an international conspiracy! #Dumsticks

youtu.be/0F_21BVKwtQ?...
A Wilfred Brimley of Oreos exposes Canadian Maple Conspiracy - #Dumsticks #Oreo
YouTube video by Dumsticks
youtu.be
August 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ugh, my sinuses are full all of a sudden, for seemingly no reason at all
August 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Crazy and international #Oreo flavors O.o

Shoon #Dumsticks
August 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Walmart Delivery Guy: You Robert?

Me: I am.

WDG: Does it work? The special item I got for you.

Me, even more confused: ...oh! Yeah, it's nice

WDG: You must like bologna.

Me: Yup.

WDG: At least you're trying to eat healthy

Me: Yup

(The special item was KY warming jelly) #TFW #WTF #oversaid
August 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Say his name and he appears
I hate Brock Lesnar
August 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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maybe a mcdonald’s diet coke and a blunt will fix me
August 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Sneak peek
August 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
In the case of a famous artist that could no longer create (eg Celine Dion), could they hire an impressionist and release new art under the artist's name? Would the impressionist have to change their name or register a stage name? And they made no secret of the plan... #ShowerThoughts
August 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I have constant stressful dreams about driving and either being lost or my brakes not working. I'd love for Jesus to take the wheel, but god abandoned us long ago.
August 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I can't real life any more
August 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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❄️Our Winter Wonderland Update is Here❄️

We’ve got new winter decor, a very adorable new Spirit, beautiful snowy landscapes, and so much more ✨☕

🎥 Make sure to stick around till the end—we’ve got a little surprise for you

#spiritcity #cozygaming #cozygamingcommunity

youtu.be/du5VtUHCpHQ?...
Spirit City: Lofi Sessions - Winter Wonderland Update
YouTube video by Spirit City
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Oh man, I'm going to take the biggest and best post-trip-shit ever.
November 18, 2024 at 9:27 PM