Personally, I find it crazy how an animal which primarily eats insects like mosquitoes and/or fruits--depending on the breed--has such a bat rep.

I’m not off-base.

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Woodn't ya know it, turns out proper food storage is Hella gay. :)

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When you think about it...

...Bees are just spicy houseflies.
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Why are beacons considered criminal propaganda?

They literally spell out "be a con".

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In other #WitchSky news, me and my wife @kelseymarie2014.bsky.social took our puppy Parker to the PNW Witches Market Beltane Festival yesterday.

Parker is definitely a familiar, because while I normally can't see auras, I can perceive a bright white light radiating from him.

He has a strong draw.

These days, it seems it’s all go go go without a Gadget in sight. #burnout

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Do you have a quarter?
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...'Cause I wanna insert to continue~

(Does require pushing the right buttons tho~)
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