@razortongue.bsky.social
Living my best life in the PNW. PoliSci wonk, former Marine, linguist, musician, gamer, dog/cat dad, husband to a brilliant wife, father to a daughter who gives me hope for the future.
Here to help scoop the turds out of the punchbowl.
Here to help scoop the turds out of the punchbowl.
Listen. Space Wizards living in monasteries wielding plasma swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some forceicle midichlorian supremacy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Listen. Space Wizards living in monasteries wielding plasma swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some forceicle midichlorian supremacy.
I’m sure whatever you’re talking about is fine… oh.
Uh I convinced my wife to watch Lionheart with me tonight. Jean Claude Van Dam is pretty badass right? Setting aside his own grief from losing his brother to put his life and honor on the line to save his sister-in-law and his niece is super noble.
Uh I convinced my wife to watch Lionheart with me tonight. Jean Claude Van Dam is pretty badass right? Setting aside his own grief from losing his brother to put his life and honor on the line to save his sister-in-law and his niece is super noble.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I’m sure whatever you’re talking about is fine… oh.
Uh I convinced my wife to watch Lionheart with me tonight. Jean Claude Van Dam is pretty badass right? Setting aside his own grief from losing his brother to put his life and honor on the line to save his sister-in-law and his niece is super noble.
Uh I convinced my wife to watch Lionheart with me tonight. Jean Claude Van Dam is pretty badass right? Setting aside his own grief from losing his brother to put his life and honor on the line to save his sister-in-law and his niece is super noble.
How about that Drake Maye kid?? Season 1.5 and he’s fav for MVP! Vrabes is all Team Dad with JMcD scheming everybody open. A boatload of homeruns in free agency to accompany a strong draft -special shoutout to new and soon to be again a few times father Stephon Diggs- ok I think I’m distracted now
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
How about that Drake Maye kid?? Season 1.5 and he’s fav for MVP! Vrabes is all Team Dad with JMcD scheming everybody open. A boatload of homeruns in free agency to accompany a strong draft -special shoutout to new and soon to be again a few times father Stephon Diggs- ok I think I’m distracted now
DM: ok you’ve successfully charmed your way into the Oval Office. Roll a Constitution save or get nauseated by the smell.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
DM: ok you’ve successfully charmed your way into the Oval Office. Roll a Constitution save or get nauseated by the smell.
I got about 35 pages in and had to skip to the end because I can only take so much of the ramblings of a pedantic piss baby repeatedly stepping on his own dick with his citations.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I got about 35 pages in and had to skip to the end because I can only take so much of the ramblings of a pedantic piss baby repeatedly stepping on his own dick with his citations.
“FAKE NEWS! I called that little piggy “Peggy” because she reminded me of those underage prostitutes in Moscow. Very brave, Moscow, very brave. And I had them pegged from the beginning, folks! I said, ‘I know what you are,” and then she pegged me and then I pegged you and boom! Ok?”
-PEDOTUS
-PEDOTUS
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“FAKE NEWS! I called that little piggy “Peggy” because she reminded me of those underage prostitutes in Moscow. Very brave, Moscow, very brave. And I had them pegged from the beginning, folks! I said, ‘I know what you are,” and then she pegged me and then I pegged you and boom! Ok?”
-PEDOTUS
-PEDOTUS
That’s the only Dem candidate I’m willing to vote for. None of this “reach across the isle to our esteemed colleagues” corporate centrism. If they’re going to just keep being another milquetoast controlled opposition party then I think accelerationism might be the better scenario in the long run.
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
That’s the only Dem candidate I’m willing to vote for. None of this “reach across the isle to our esteemed colleagues” corporate centrism. If they’re going to just keep being another milquetoast controlled opposition party then I think accelerationism might be the better scenario in the long run.
Annnnd she blocked me. I’m beginning to think she’s a fraud because a scientist is ok with being wrong sometimes, or defending their point when it’s questioned in good faith. Adieu, “doctor.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Annnnd she blocked me. I’m beginning to think she’s a fraud because a scientist is ok with being wrong sometimes, or defending their point when it’s questioned in good faith. Adieu, “doctor.”
Questioning your reply with resources to back it up shouldn’t count as “mansplaining” just because it’s a guy replying. Deferring to expertise is one thing, but when it conflicts with lived experience and recorded history it’s hard to defer. Even chimps have violent tribalist cultures.
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Questioning your reply with resources to back it up shouldn’t count as “mansplaining” just because it’s a guy replying. Deferring to expertise is one thing, but when it conflicts with lived experience and recorded history it’s hard to defer. Even chimps have violent tribalist cultures.
Brutal penalty, but holding the DB was what let Knight break free for the touchdown so it was the right call to make.
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Brutal penalty, but holding the DB was what let Knight break free for the touchdown so it was the right call to make.
Plot twist: calling blatant crimes a distraction in the media is in fact a distraction from the fact that no one is doing anything about any of them.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Plot twist: calling blatant crimes a distraction in the media is in fact a distraction from the fact that no one is doing anything about any of them.
Well it’s a good thing a totally trustworthy person who definitely deserves the benefit of the doubt cleared that up for us. I was worried our pedophile in chief might be a little but gay, but now I can rest easy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Well it’s a good thing a totally trustworthy person who definitely deserves the benefit of the doubt cleared that up for us. I was worried our pedophile in chief might be a little but gay, but now I can rest easy.
Is there a timeline for NYT journos and leadership knowingly covering up Epstein scandals for decades?
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Is there a timeline for NYT journos and leadership knowingly covering up Epstein scandals for decades?
Teenage humans are too lol
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Teenage humans are too lol
It’s amazing how human-like their development is. My little dingo Jazzy (border collie/aussie heeler) is about a year and a half old now and is a total teenager. Noticeable prefrontal cortex development, but a whole new way to test boundaries. My 13 year old daughter is in the same spot in her life.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s amazing how human-like their development is. My little dingo Jazzy (border collie/aussie heeler) is about a year and a half old now and is a total teenager. Noticeable prefrontal cortex development, but a whole new way to test boundaries. My 13 year old daughter is in the same spot in her life.
Sorry I thought you were having trouble finding it. But yeah he seems a bit… off. Hope he doesn’t do anything drastic
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Sorry I thought you were having trouble finding it. But yeah he seems a bit… off. Hope he doesn’t do anything drastic
I got you homie
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Hitler at the 1936 Olympics, while allegedly on meth
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November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Any society that props up and protects these child predators needs to collapse. If these files don’t get people to act then I say burn it down and start over on the ashes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Any society that props up and protects these child predators needs to collapse. If these files don’t get people to act then I say burn it down and start over on the ashes.
How I feel reading this stuff today:
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How I feel reading this stuff today:
