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razortongue.bsky.social
@razortongue.bsky.social
Living my best life in the PNW. PoliSci wonk, former Marine, linguist, musician, gamer, dog/cat dad, husband to a brilliant wife, father to a daughter who gives me hope for the future.

Here to help scoop the turds out of the punchbowl.
Dug up an old video with horrible audio quality. I’m honestly curious how much more the compression of uploading it kills it. Nevertheless these were fun times. Let me know if it’s audible at all.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Teenage humans are too lol
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It’s amazing how human-like their development is. My little dingo Jazzy (border collie/aussie heeler) is about a year and a half old now and is a total teenager. Noticeable prefrontal cortex development, but a whole new way to test boundaries. My 13 year old daughter is in the same spot in her life.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
How I feel reading this stuff today:
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I just got back from the Capitol in Oly. We had a massive turnout, with lots of people dancing in inflatable suits. Really awesome vibes among the thousands who were there. I procrastinated on making my sign, but whipped this up this morning.
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He’s got a bonded brother who we adopted as well and named him Bowie (we were “under pressure” at the time)
He’s the boss of the house, and always has resting miffed face. But he’s actually the cuddlier of the two and loves the dogs like they’re his own pets.
September 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In that case, let me pay a fat cat tax with my gargantuan chonker Freddie Purrcury
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Buy it for the protest, keep it for the litterbox
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
September 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’d like to add my opinion on Dem leadership, but it might violate decorum so I’ll just hold up my little paddle
June 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Interesting to learn Reddit has gone all-in on protecting Nazis. I just got handed a ban for warning my community about this guy.
June 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Every time I get to see The Mountain (which is basically whenever it decides to exist on this plane) I’m reminded of what it looks like hiking it.
June 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Had to dig up the receipts lol
May 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just opened some Seattle Strawberry Cough
May 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Indeed.
April 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This Procession of the Species luminary march in Olympia was awesome. It was like some ancient pagan ritual that simply celebrates life. So wholesome and fun.
April 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s not much, but it’s honest work
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Would my GT7 driver livery fit in this thread?
March 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Went downtown to eat dinner tonight and took this picture:
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s time to do this #NATO #SlavaUkrainia #Fellas #NAFO
March 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
February 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Guess we’re gonna have to update the Wikipedia
February 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Kinda funny when my phone reminds me of my baby pictures
February 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I try to contribute with puppy pictures.
December 1, 2024 at 7:07 AM
November 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM