Ray Schmitt
@rayschmittpsu.bsky.social
Director of Penn State Student Media Network. Proud to work at my alma mater. Recovering minor league play-by-play announcer.
Pan fried with chopped bacon and green apple slices
August 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pan fried with chopped bacon and green apple slices
I'm cracking up at my desk because the next post down in my feed is the NYT promoting beauty product Prime Day sales.
July 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm cracking up at my desk because the next post down in my feed is the NYT promoting beauty product Prime Day sales.
“You are ahead by a century, and disappointment is getting me down.”
June 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“You are ahead by a century, and disappointment is getting me down.”
Anyone find out why 34 was flipping off fans in the background?
June 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Anyone find out why 34 was flipping off fans in the background?
Pittsburgh has been calling the Penguins the Pens for as long as I can remember. Didn't really dawn on me until my 30s how nonsensical it is.
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Pittsburgh has been calling the Penguins the Pens for as long as I can remember. Didn't really dawn on me until my 30s how nonsensical it is.
It’s probably fair to say we’ve always been this dysfunctional and people are just finding new ways to exploit it, no?
June 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s probably fair to say we’ve always been this dysfunctional and people are just finding new ways to exploit it, no?
Tell Detroit trade me right fucking now
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tell Detroit trade me right fucking now
Third was picking up my daughter from the last day of school to find her in a total meltdown because she's going to miss third grade. Did not have summer vacation starting off that way on my bingo card
June 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Third was picking up my daughter from the last day of school to find her in a total meltdown because she's going to miss third grade. Did not have summer vacation starting off that way on my bingo card
Next up was nearly getting t-boned on my way to campus by a service van that was stopped at an intersection and tried to get in front of me who was going 60mph on a downhill.
June 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Next up was nearly getting t-boned on my way to campus by a service van that was stopped at an intersection and tried to get in front of me who was going 60mph on a downhill.
Off-campus apartment with 12 month lease?
May 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Off-campus apartment with 12 month lease?
Should have already learned it from 2106-2020. If those four years didn’t teach the lesson, I don’t know what will.
May 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Should have already learned it from 2106-2020. If those four years didn’t teach the lesson, I don’t know what will.
Culver’s for dessert?
May 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Culver’s for dessert?
The Stig being serenaded by 25 or 6 to 4 as he navigates Hammerhead
May 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Stig being serenaded by 25 or 6 to 4 as he navigates Hammerhead
Universal childcare, universal healthcare, tax the wealthy, invest in public schools, expand the Supreme Court, repeal Citizens United
April 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Universal childcare, universal healthcare, tax the wealthy, invest in public schools, expand the Supreme Court, repeal Citizens United
I feel like the Harris-Walz campaign made an earnest attempt at this with the "weird" comments/talking points last summer. It didn't seem to be as effective as they wanted it to be.
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I feel like the Harris-Walz campaign made an earnest attempt at this with the "weird" comments/talking points last summer. It didn't seem to be as effective as they wanted it to be.
“Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good-time dance.” youtu.be/zPjkQKfmVI8?...
Clutch - The Mob Goes Wild
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April 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good-time dance.” youtu.be/zPjkQKfmVI8?...