Body goals

“Please Make My Daughter Famous: The Motion Picture”

THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

*inhales gay weed, evolves into Liberace with glowing golden hair*

But what if you are ALREADY GAY and then smoke it? Does it make you ULTRA GAY and you turn into Richard Simmons?

“Some people say” = “I am lying out of my orange baboon ass”

Yeah, why care about planes not crashing into each other, or children getting fed, or families affording a roof over their heads? It’s only getting in the way of the GOP letting disabled and old people DIE FASTER!

“JUST BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE IS GETTING DRAGGED OFF THE STREETS BY SECRET POLICE PROVES THAT AMERICA IS NOT TURNING INTO A FACIST NATION!

CHECKMATE, LIBTURDS!”

I love Layla but they need to give her a better code name than “Butterfly” (yes, I know because of the Effect, but she doesn’t really do that whole “I know stuff” schtick anymore).

I’m surprised no one in the X-Universe has tried to enhance / fix her powers so she can bring people back but NOT EVIL

They already had Donny sleeping with Satan AND JD, so it’s like they already saw this coming.

Move over, Nancy Reagan! Donica Lewinsky is coming for your throne!

This is why I take weed gummies when I go out to events where I know there will be a lot of people, noise, and lights.

If only someone would have the nerve to ask him how something backed by thousands of emails & files is a “HOAX”.

I hold no sympathy for traitors like him.

It’s hilarious that these guys claim to be the TOUGHEST OF THE TOUGHEST but will cry & scream if a drag queen, a non-white person, or queer person so much as makes a short cameo in a game, comic, TV show, or movie.

All the straight white characters in the MCU won’t vanish because Ms. Marvel exists.

That bag would make it easier to eat them with chopsticks than the usual tube.

I love how Donny is now pivoting to “THE EVIL DEMOCRATS MADE THE REPUBLICANS ON THE LIST DO IT!” or that he’s calling something backed by THOUSANDS of emails and files “A HOAX”

He never takes accountability for anything - only stealing credit when it can make him look good.

Mazel tov!

Sadly that held true for the American “Power Rangers” counterparts. Many of the actors were fresh faces that were paid peanuts, worked absurd hours, and had to do some of their own stunt work despite the hazards. Plus they didn’t get royalties for their faces on the toys.

It’s all they have. When they can’t prop up their own views with facts, they just deflect to some right-wing talking points.