Raymz’s Tweets
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Saving these here… for the children
The red wave finally showed up two years late
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The red wave finally showed up two years late
Get ready for Alito and Thomas to retire and be replaced by two 40-year-old Federalist Society far right sociopaths. Great job, America
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Get ready for Alito and Thomas to retire and be replaced by two 40-year-old Federalist Society far right sociopaths. Great job, America
Wonder what Maya Rudolph is gonna sing Saturday night
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Wonder what Maya Rudolph is gonna sing Saturday night
“HOLY SHIT! We were right?!” ~ Rasmussen staffers right now
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
“HOLY SHIT! We were right?!” ~ Rasmussen staffers right now
Harris can still win this thing if Mike Pence does the right thing
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Harris can still win this thing if Mike Pence does the right thing
As of now, it is entirely within the realm of probability that Trump sweeps all seven “battleground” states. If that happens, I’m fairly sure that short of some future national economic catastrophe, it’s going to be very hard for a Democrat to ever win the White House again 1/
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
As of now, it is entirely within the realm of probability that Trump sweeps all seven “battleground” states. If that happens, I’m fairly sure that short of some future national economic catastrophe, it’s going to be very hard for a Democrat to ever win the White House again 1/
Tell you what, when he starts rounding up journalists who treated this like a normal election and him like a normal candidate, don’t call me, I ain’t lifting a fucking finger
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Tell you what, when he starts rounding up journalists who treated this like a normal election and him like a normal candidate, don’t call me, I ain’t lifting a fucking finger
PLEASE WILL SOMEBODY JUST TELL ME IF MAYOR McCHEESE WON REELECTION
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
PLEASE WILL SOMEBODY JUST TELL ME IF MAYOR McCHEESE WON REELECTION
I’m starting hate Steve Kornacki
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I’m starting hate Steve Kornacki
My advice for tonight:
1. Get a tall glass
2. Fill it up to the top with ice
3. Fill all the remaining empty space with vodka
4. Enjoy
1. Get a tall glass
2. Fill it up to the top with ice
3. Fill all the remaining empty space with vodka
4. Enjoy
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
My advice for tonight:
1. Get a tall glass
2. Fill it up to the top with ice
3. Fill all the remaining empty space with vodka
4. Enjoy
1. Get a tall glass
2. Fill it up to the top with ice
3. Fill all the remaining empty space with vodka
4. Enjoy
So now, we wait…
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
So now, we wait…
“Wow that’s a weird poll. Whatever, let’s throw in the average and post a link to our Substack and podcast about how our model has swung for the ninety-seventh time in the last month” ~ feckless nerdy assholes
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
“Wow that’s a weird poll. Whatever, let’s throw in the average and post a link to our Substack and podcast about how our model has swung for the ninety-seventh time in the last month” ~ feckless nerdy assholes
I voted early for Harris (of course) and I hope to god she wins not just because holy fuck can you imagine, but also because I hope it might mean the ruination of pollsters and poll aggregators and election modeling all that fucking bullshit
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I voted early for Harris (of course) and I hope to god she wins not just because holy fuck can you imagine, but also because I hope it might mean the ruination of pollsters and poll aggregators and election modeling all that fucking bullshit
I picked up one of those 4.99 rotisserie chickens at Costco
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I picked up one of those 4.99 rotisserie chickens at Costco
He’s losing Pennsylvania
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
He’s losing Pennsylvania
Not for nothing, but it’s okay to call his supporters “garbage.” They are. If you’re legit undecided and you don’t already see that, do everyone a favor, stay undecided and don’t vote. Jesus, it’s a miracle this country functions at all with this many dipshits having a say
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Not for nothing, but it’s okay to call his supporters “garbage.” They are. If you’re legit undecided and you don’t already see that, do everyone a favor, stay undecided and don’t vote. Jesus, it’s a miracle this country functions at all with this many dipshits having a say
My “I’m not a Nazi” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
My “I’m not a Nazi” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Well played, sir. Excellent response. This should certainly quiet everybody down
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Well played, sir. Excellent response. This should certainly quiet everybody down
It is unbelievable how bad Dak Prescott and the Cowboys are at football. The only hope fans have is that Jerry slips away and Stephen realizes that his family being in charge is devaluing one of the most valuable brands in sports and turns the reigns over to actual professionals
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
It is unbelievable how bad Dak Prescott and the Cowboys are at football. The only hope fans have is that Jerry slips away and Stephen realizes that his family being in charge is devaluing one of the most valuable brands in sports and turns the reigns over to actual professionals
lol fuck the polls, the pollsters and anybody involved in that useless business
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
lol fuck the polls, the pollsters and anybody involved in that useless business
But who is Die Völkischer Beobachter endorsing
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
But who is Die Völkischer Beobachter endorsing
Whoa we're halfway there
Whoa-oh skippin' like a dipshit
Whoa-oh skippin' like a dipshit
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Whoa we're halfway there
Whoa-oh skippin' like a dipshit
Whoa-oh skippin' like a dipshit
What I picture whenever I see or hear somebody call the election a “coin toss”
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
What I picture whenever I see or hear somebody call the election a “coin toss”
Went on Polymarket looking for a good time. It's not what I thought it was. Very disappointing
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Went on Polymarket looking for a good time. It's not what I thought it was. Very disappointing