Ray Lokison
@raylokison.bsky.social
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing out punchlines that we're never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground
I'm tossing out punchlines that we're never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground
On every world, wherever people are, in the deepest part of the winter, at the exact midpoint, everybody stops and turns and hugs. As if to say, "Well done. Well done, everyone! We're halfway out of the dark."
~Kazran Sardick/Doctor Who
~Kazran Sardick/Doctor Who
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
On every world, wherever people are, in the deepest part of the winter, at the exact midpoint, everybody stops and turns and hugs. As if to say, "Well done. Well done, everyone! We're halfway out of the dark."
~Kazran Sardick/Doctor Who
~Kazran Sardick/Doctor Who
...on sleepless roads...the sleepless go...
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
...on sleepless roads...the sleepless go...
Smile my boy... it's sunrise...
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Smile my boy... it's sunrise...
The day has felt weird...it felt like an autumn day...tonight feels weirder...feels not just like autumn in every way...it feels like another time...tonight feels haunted...
August 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The day has felt weird...it felt like an autumn day...tonight feels weirder...feels not just like autumn in every way...it feels like another time...tonight feels haunted...
I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when... Good Luck.
~ William Bludworth "Final Destination: Bloodlines"
RIP Tony Todd
~ William Bludworth "Final Destination: Bloodlines"
RIP Tony Todd
May 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when... Good Luck.
~ William Bludworth "Final Destination: Bloodlines"
RIP Tony Todd
~ William Bludworth "Final Destination: Bloodlines"
RIP Tony Todd
...life is a strange thing...just when you think you learned how to use it... it's gone...
March 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
...life is a strange thing...just when you think you learned how to use it... it's gone...
When I was a kid I remember being barefoot all the time. Running around everywhere. And I never cut my foot or anything. Now I hurt my foot if I walk through my house without shoes on.
March 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When I was a kid I remember being barefoot all the time. Running around everywhere. And I never cut my foot or anything. Now I hurt my foot if I walk through my house without shoes on.
...the woman who raised me died last year...the woman who gave birth to me died this morning...
March 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
...the woman who raised me died last year...the woman who gave birth to me died this morning...
I fixed butter chicken with rice btw.
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I fixed butter chicken with rice btw.
Remember when all we did in social media was tell each other what we ate? #GoodTimes
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Remember when all we did in social media was tell each other what we ate? #GoodTimes
...who the hell can see forever...
January 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
...who the hell can see forever...
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BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
Reposted by Ray Lokison
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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A lot of folks are giving up in advance. Capitulating before a single skirmish.
Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part.
Who’s with me?
Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part.
Who’s with me?
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
A lot of folks are giving up in advance. Capitulating before a single skirmish.
Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part.
Who’s with me?
Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part.
Who’s with me?
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight.
#EverythingEgerywhereAllAtOnce
#EverythingEgerywhereAllAtOnce
November 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM
When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight.
#EverythingEgerywhereAllAtOnce
#EverythingEgerywhereAllAtOnce
I know things are really dark right now. I know you're terrified. So am I. Things will get better. I truly believe that. But I also know that the journey back to the light is going to be hard. Some of us won't make it. But we will be stronger if we stick together. Be here for each other.
November 14, 2024 at 9:54 AM
I know things are really dark right now. I know you're terrified. So am I. Things will get better. I truly believe that. But I also know that the journey back to the light is going to be hard. Some of us won't make it. But we will be stronger if we stick together. Be here for each other.
Remember when all we did was talk online was what we had for lunch instead of spewing hate?
Anyway. I had chickie nuggets and tater tots for dinner.
Anyway. I had chickie nuggets and tater tots for dinner.
November 14, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Remember when all we did was talk online was what we had for lunch instead of spewing hate?
Anyway. I had chickie nuggets and tater tots for dinner.
Anyway. I had chickie nuggets and tater tots for dinner.
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[Pete Hegseth nominated as Secretary of Defense]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM
[Pete Hegseth nominated as Secretary of Defense]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
...and the world spins madly on...
November 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
...and the world spins madly on...
I have always tried to be optimistic. To be kind. To have hope. To love. And I still will strive for these things. But after what we all witnessed in our country last night. It's time to be savage. It's time to draw blood. And toss salt in the wounds. Never let them forget.
November 7, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I have always tried to be optimistic. To be kind. To have hope. To love. And I still will strive for these things. But after what we all witnessed in our country last night. It's time to be savage. It's time to draw blood. And toss salt in the wounds. Never let them forget.
After looking at everything, I really do think that Kamala Harris this and it's going to swing her way.
That said it also feels like we're coming in for a landing with no landing gear and all the engines on fire.
That said it also feels like we're coming in for a landing with no landing gear and all the engines on fire.
November 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
After looking at everything, I really do think that Kamala Harris this and it's going to swing her way.
That said it also feels like we're coming in for a landing with no landing gear and all the engines on fire.
That said it also feels like we're coming in for a landing with no landing gear and all the engines on fire.
I hope you are ok. But if you aren't. Please know that it is totally ok to not be ok. Hang in there. You're doing good.
October 21, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I hope you are ok. But if you aren't. Please know that it is totally ok to not be ok. Hang in there. You're doing good.
I've always struggled with something. I love Vampire Weekend. But. I, in fact, give a fuck about an Oxford comma. A pretty huge fuck.
October 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I've always struggled with something. I love Vampire Weekend. But. I, in fact, give a fuck about an Oxford comma. A pretty huge fuck.