It's Spirit Week at one of my jobs, and today is 80s day. I didn't have a very 80s costume or anything, so this was my flex

When you see your student on stage killing it and you want to cry because she is slaying! 😭

Europeans try not to be racist challenge: impossible

They're starlings, apparently. I thought one of them was upset that the other fell or something, because I'm naive and sweet. But he was attacking the other one 🫠