May Raven Johnson
@raveninmay.bsky.social
Communication Sciences and Disorders Graduate Student
Pediatric Healthcare Worker
Writer, Politically Active, and Official Head of the LGBT Mafia
Pediatric Healthcare Worker
Writer, Politically Active, and Official Head of the LGBT Mafia
Before calling anyone an “assassin”, I’m holding out for the blood tests. Charlie could have had fentanyl in his system.
September 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Before calling anyone an “assassin”, I’m holding out for the blood tests. Charlie could have had fentanyl in his system.
One of my many official barometers™ for the current American perception of trans people is: “When I go to the gynecologist, what is the most problematic thing the MD says?” Like is it: “looking normal!” Or: *aggressively surprised tone* “Wow surprisingly normal! Get the med student in here!”
February 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One of my many official barometers™ for the current American perception of trans people is: “When I go to the gynecologist, what is the most problematic thing the MD says?” Like is it: “looking normal!” Or: *aggressively surprised tone* “Wow surprisingly normal! Get the med student in here!”
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Half the people cheering on the United CEO's death couldn't even be bothered to vote against a billionaire CEO that wants to gut Obamacare and replace it with concepts of a plan.
December 17, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Half the people cheering on the United CEO's death couldn't even be bothered to vote against a billionaire CEO that wants to gut Obamacare and replace it with concepts of a plan.
Whoever invented tiny, horizontal fill holes for high viscosity engine fluids needs to be shot.
December 7, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Whoever invented tiny, horizontal fill holes for high viscosity engine fluids needs to be shot.
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if you like building computers, may i suggest building motorcycles?
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
if you like building computers, may i suggest building motorcycles?
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Long ago, I saw someone on a political round table on TV say, “Justice is not supposed to be vengeance. It’s an intervention to prevent vengeance,” and I think about it *a lot*.
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Long ago, I saw someone on a political round table on TV say, “Justice is not supposed to be vengeance. It’s an intervention to prevent vengeance,” and I think about it *a lot*.
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A lot of people think everything will work out if we just play by the rules but don’t seem to recognize that rules only matter when everyone agrees to follow them and, well, that isn’t our present reality.
December 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
A lot of people think everything will work out if we just play by the rules but don’t seem to recognize that rules only matter when everyone agrees to follow them and, well, that isn’t our present reality.
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My coworker, referring to a patient: “I didn’t realize she was already 17!”
Me, in my head: “Who are you, Matt Gaetz?”
Me, in my head: “Who are you, Matt Gaetz?”
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
My coworker, referring to a patient: “I didn’t realize she was already 17!”
Me, in my head: “Who are you, Matt Gaetz?”
Me, in my head: “Who are you, Matt Gaetz?”
Now that I’m single I have become a crazy cat lady. I don’t own any pets, all my friends just turned out to be fucking furries.
November 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Now that I’m single I have become a crazy cat lady. I don’t own any pets, all my friends just turned out to be fucking furries.
Attempting to furnish an apartment in a way that says “extremely gay” but even then this may be a bit much. Somewhat… on the chin if you will.
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Attempting to furnish an apartment in a way that says “extremely gay” but even then this may be a bit much. Somewhat… on the chin if you will.
You know how LBJ had that thing where he just straight up leered over people to intimidate them? We have the chance to do the funniest thing ever in congress.
Anyone else kinda hope that, in full adherence to the rules Speaker Mike Johnson imposed, Sarah McBride follow him into the men's room and stands right next to him EVERY TIME HE HAS TO PEE? She could even carry a pocket ruler. When they go low, we go LOWER.
November 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
You know how LBJ had that thing where he just straight up leered over people to intimidate them? We have the chance to do the funniest thing ever in congress.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy DUI is an oncoming good guy DUI.
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy DUI is an oncoming good guy DUI.
My biggest challenge in life now is not blurting out gag references to “I have concepts of a plan” in company of unknown political orientation.
November 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
My biggest challenge in life now is not blurting out gag references to “I have concepts of a plan” in company of unknown political orientation.
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Andy Borowitz FTW
November 21, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Andy Borowitz FTW
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If Sarah McBride had raped a teenager, Nancy Mace and Marjorie would be welcoming her as a new colleague.
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM
If Sarah McBride had raped a teenager, Nancy Mace and Marjorie would be welcoming her as a new colleague.
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Dear Congresswoman Mace,
If you are in the Women's bathroom and are concerned about the genitals of someone else in there, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 we all need protection from.
If you are in the Women's bathroom and are concerned about the genitals of someone else in there, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 we all need protection from.
November 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Dear Congresswoman Mace,
If you are in the Women's bathroom and are concerned about the genitals of someone else in there, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 we all need protection from.
If you are in the Women's bathroom and are concerned about the genitals of someone else in there, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 we all need protection from.
A movie about AOC’s journey from somewhat naive justice dem to probably the most effective liberal politician of all time would be amazing.
November 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
A movie about AOC’s journey from somewhat naive justice dem to probably the most effective liberal politician of all time would be amazing.
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"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"
Sarah McBride should refuse to shake the hands of all MAGA congresspeople. She would need to thoroughly wash her hands after, and unfortunately she cannot use the restrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Sarah McBride should refuse to shake the hands of all MAGA congresspeople. She would need to thoroughly wash her hands after, and unfortunately she cannot use the restrooms.