I just said "that was quite impressive" out loud to a spider. Meant it, too.

Target for the year beaten by March 11th.

Conversation with a cow-orker over Teams:
Me: Can you tell me your laptop's number? It would be on the underside.
Him: Where can I find that?
Me: On the underside.
Him: The underside of what?
Me: The laptop.
He tore the cable out of the HDMI plug turning it over.

Pleased to see from the comments that I was not the only person to zoom in and look for Jack Nicholson.

Now that I occasionally have to wear glasses, I have found that they are incompatible with headphones. The arms sit behind my ears, and the headphones press into them. Someone should solve this. Make it so.

Now that I occasionally have to wear glasses, I have found that they are incompatible with headphones. The arms sit behind my ears, and the headphones press into them. Someone should solve this. Make it so.

Tots in pairs.

I drink paint.

What hath god wrought.