HAPPY HALLOWEEN
I wanna see your costumesssss 👁️
I wanna see your costumesssss 👁️
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
I wanna see your costumesssss 👁️
I wanna see your costumesssss 👁️
So I had to frantically stall until his drink sticker printed - Michael. Michael!
Michael caught me looking at the sticker. R.I.P. my dignity, that’ll be five more minutes in the skull chair
Michael caught me looking at the sticker. R.I.P. my dignity, that’ll be five more minutes in the skull chair
October 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So I had to frantically stall until his drink sticker printed - Michael. Michael!
Michael caught me looking at the sticker. R.I.P. my dignity, that’ll be five more minutes in the skull chair
Michael caught me looking at the sticker. R.I.P. my dignity, that’ll be five more minutes in the skull chair
Showed up to a friend’s hobbit party as Smaug, surprising absolutely nobody
October 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Showed up to a friend’s hobbit party as Smaug, surprising absolutely nobody
They all had strong dynamics with each other, too. It’s one thing to ask a LARPer to treat a monster like a person - most of them have recent practice. It’s a separate thing to ask adults to remember that 13 year olds are people, with full and rich human lives, and these players excelled at both
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
They all had strong dynamics with each other, too. It’s one thing to ask a LARPer to treat a monster like a person - most of them have recent practice. It’s a separate thing to ask adults to remember that 13 year olds are people, with full and rich human lives, and these players excelled at both
Don’t have any zombie pictures right now, so here’s my swamp creature hangin’ in the monster shack (costume by Jest, who isn’t on Bluesky!)
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Don’t have any zombie pictures right now, so here’s my swamp creature hangin’ in the monster shack (costume by Jest, who isn’t on Bluesky!)
Something is afoot at the apple farm
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Something is afoot at the apple farm
That was only bad part of the camping trip though, and the bats were adorable enough that I had to forgive them for failing to vampirize me. And! I got to be a CAVE BEAST which suits my vibe better anyway
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That was only bad part of the camping trip though, and the bats were adorable enough that I had to forgive them for failing to vampirize me. And! I got to be a CAVE BEAST which suits my vibe better anyway
Hugely disappointing that despite traveling by boat to a mist-shrouded island covered in bats and then immediately entombing myself amongst the pale rocks, I was NOT offered the Kiss Of Night and made immortal
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hugely disappointing that despite traveling by boat to a mist-shrouded island covered in bats and then immediately entombing myself amongst the pale rocks, I was NOT offered the Kiss Of Night and made immortal
I don’t have a cat and I can’t draw and I only have 1 minute left of my break but uh
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don’t have a cat and I can’t draw and I only have 1 minute left of my break but uh
And I became Dracula: 42 minutes, 40 seconds into the movie, trembling with centuries of shame distilled into a single instant.
NO. DO NOT SEE ME.
NO. DO NOT SEE ME.
July 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And I became Dracula: 42 minutes, 40 seconds into the movie, trembling with centuries of shame distilled into a single instant.
NO. DO NOT SEE ME.
NO. DO NOT SEE ME.
Happy giant gay skeleton season!
June 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Happy giant gay skeleton season!
Back on my nonsense ‘cause I need some positivity today:
19) Rainstorms from the balcony
19) Rainstorms from the balcony
May 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Back on my nonsense ‘cause I need some positivity today:
19) Rainstorms from the balcony
19) Rainstorms from the balcony
Today in “decisions that would’ve gotten me killed in a horror movie and probably weren’t a great idea in real life, but all that happened was I got possessed by a giraffe”
April 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Today in “decisions that would’ve gotten me killed in a horror movie and probably weren’t a great idea in real life, but all that happened was I got possessed by a giraffe”
Three-headed turtle
April 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Three-headed turtle
Insurance-covered Occupational Therapist: Listens to the symptoms I typed into google, tells me to do what google told me to do
PT Sam’s mom sent me to: Examines my entire dang skeleton, diagnoses me “misaligned sack of bones,” says we gotta get weird with it
Step 1. BECOME A SCORPION
PT Sam’s mom sent me to: Examines my entire dang skeleton, diagnoses me “misaligned sack of bones,” says we gotta get weird with it
Step 1. BECOME A SCORPION
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Insurance-covered Occupational Therapist: Listens to the symptoms I typed into google, tells me to do what google told me to do
PT Sam’s mom sent me to: Examines my entire dang skeleton, diagnoses me “misaligned sack of bones,” says we gotta get weird with it
Step 1. BECOME A SCORPION
PT Sam’s mom sent me to: Examines my entire dang skeleton, diagnoses me “misaligned sack of bones,” says we gotta get weird with it
Step 1. BECOME A SCORPION
And hey, it might be good to use this opportunity to work out my weaker arm and even things a bit. Or if my elbow stays like this long enough I could become Trogdor. Either one.
March 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And hey, it might be good to use this opportunity to work out my weaker arm and even things a bit. Or if my elbow stays like this long enough I could become Trogdor. Either one.
Currently dealing with some golfer’s elbow and OH BOY is it ever humbling to face the feeble grip strength of my non-dominant hand. Almost lost a battle of fortitude to a garlic clove. Eating the crushed garlic DOES feel more satisfying after the struggle to vanquish it though.
March 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Currently dealing with some golfer’s elbow and OH BOY is it ever humbling to face the feeble grip strength of my non-dominant hand. Almost lost a battle of fortitude to a garlic clove. Eating the crushed garlic DOES feel more satisfying after the struggle to vanquish it though.
It’s. It’s a tofu press. Why is the package so intent on reassuring me that it won’t STING? What happened here? Was there a Hornets Incident at the packaging facility? I. What.
March 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s. It’s a tofu press. Why is the package so intent on reassuring me that it won’t STING? What happened here? Was there a Hornets Incident at the packaging facility? I. What.
16) Water flossers! Got the ADHD so bad I wouldn’t floss because it involved 557 micro steps + decisions and afterward I’d be like “Welp that’s it! My Brain Quest for the day!”
Water flossing is 2 steps, 0 decisions. I can do this multiple times a day! ORAL HEALTH GAME CHANGER
Water flossing is 2 steps, 0 decisions. I can do this multiple times a day! ORAL HEALTH GAME CHANGER
February 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
16) Water flossers! Got the ADHD so bad I wouldn’t floss because it involved 557 micro steps + decisions and afterward I’d be like “Welp that’s it! My Brain Quest for the day!”
Water flossing is 2 steps, 0 decisions. I can do this multiple times a day! ORAL HEALTH GAME CHANGER
Water flossing is 2 steps, 0 decisions. I can do this multiple times a day! ORAL HEALTH GAME CHANGER