Sometimes at work I’ll dance like these guys around my coworkers, but ONLY in their peripheral vision. I stop when they look. It makes them feel insane. One of them threw up and had to go home because he felt like he was going crazy

Look into the eyes of this fearsome creature and risk the assimilation of your soul into its hive mind.

I hope y’all are DOCUMENTING my every move like a RARE LAB SPECIMEN cause one day im gonna POP like a BALLOON and you’ll see what’s inside

rttlgt