rattlegoat
@rattlegoat.bsky.social
I make music and funny videos in the internet, mainly the TickTocks. I am the guy that ends up in weird places
Sometimes at work I’ll dance like these guys around my coworkers, but ONLY in their peripheral vision. I stop when they look. It makes them feel insane. One of them threw up and had to go home because he felt like he was going crazy
June 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sometimes at work I’ll dance like these guys around my coworkers, but ONLY in their peripheral vision. I stop when they look. It makes them feel insane. One of them threw up and had to go home because he felt like he was going crazy
Shhh my podcast is on *asks chatGPT to repeat 50 z’s with no spaces on the voice chat*
May 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Shhh my podcast is on *asks chatGPT to repeat 50 z’s with no spaces on the voice chat*
Look into the eyes of this fearsome creature and risk the assimilation of your soul into its hive mind.
May 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Look into the eyes of this fearsome creature and risk the assimilation of your soul into its hive mind.
Why is my office job talking about “TBD”? I think it means “Terrifying Beast of Darkness” and I don’t know what I did to deserve its presence. I’m scared
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why is my office job talking about “TBD”? I think it means “Terrifying Beast of Darkness” and I don’t know what I did to deserve its presence. I’m scared
Dear Apple.
My iPhone doesn’t need to levitate. It doesn’t need to glow brighter than a thousand suns. And it certainly does not need to generate horrific sticky black goop that gives me a sense impending annihilation that ultimately never comes to be, giving me constant anxiety. No more features!
My iPhone doesn’t need to levitate. It doesn’t need to glow brighter than a thousand suns. And it certainly does not need to generate horrific sticky black goop that gives me a sense impending annihilation that ultimately never comes to be, giving me constant anxiety. No more features!
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Dear Apple.
My iPhone doesn’t need to levitate. It doesn’t need to glow brighter than a thousand suns. And it certainly does not need to generate horrific sticky black goop that gives me a sense impending annihilation that ultimately never comes to be, giving me constant anxiety. No more features!
My iPhone doesn’t need to levitate. It doesn’t need to glow brighter than a thousand suns. And it certainly does not need to generate horrific sticky black goop that gives me a sense impending annihilation that ultimately never comes to be, giving me constant anxiety. No more features!
I hope y’all are DOCUMENTING my every move like a RARE LAB SPECIMEN cause one day im gonna POP like a BALLOON and you’ll see what’s inside
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March 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hope y’all are DOCUMENTING my every move like a RARE LAB SPECIMEN cause one day im gonna POP like a BALLOON and you’ll see what’s inside
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