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Rattlezziper
@rattle.bsky.social
I understand it now.

On all of my followers lives I’m making $100,000 this year.
January 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Playboi Carti dropped ‘Different Day’ one year ago today…
December 8, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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🛎️ GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🛎️

Repost and follow @pikmininformer.bsky.social + @kirbyinformer.bsky.social to win a copy of Pikmin 1 + 2 on Switch, Ensky Kirby Nosechara Stacking Figures, and a Kirby Informer Enamel Pin! 🌼✨

Tag a friend for a bonus entry!
November 30, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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"the discover feed on bluesky is much better than x!"

the bluesky discover feed:
November 30, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I’m the most chalant nigga to ever exist.
November 21, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I'm six bad days away from standing in the shower for hours.
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Need Carti to officiate my wedding with the deep voice.
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 AM
She asked me if I was in my prime and I said 2022
Destroy Lonely.
November 21, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Men used to build skyscrapers without any harnesses and now they're out here posting October dumps on Instagram.
November 21, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Oh to be a horse trying ketamine
November 19, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Google Maps what is the point of this.
November 15, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Who I gotta check in with in Arkansas??? 😣
November 15, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Any Rothschild’s on here looking for a relationship? 👀
November 15, 2024 at 5:07 AM
No blue checkmark bots flooding the replies.
November 14, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Osbatt is lowkey UK Carnival.
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
When your homies have girlfriends or work to do so you can’t have an unemployed nigga play date. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
November 10, 2024 at 12:36 AM
At some point, you should be required by law to change your artist name.
November 8, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Then LeBron unzips his Trump modeled body suit after the election and the goat finally become the first NBA player to win 4 chips and the presidency. 🙏🏾
November 6, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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fish on a fake sketchbook
October 30, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #411,833! Waow.
September 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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someone said "draw majima as clodsire"
September 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
If someone says they can’t wait till Monday, THEY ARE LYING.
June 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I’ll never know peace as long as I see a Ford Explorer on the highway.
June 15, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Niggas say they be in talks with rappers, whole time it’s Mori Calliope.
June 14, 2024 at 4:25 PM
You can take a beautiful picture then here come Instagram image compression. 😒
June 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM