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Here’s the thing. The half of the country that lives in the FoxNews sewer aren’t going to hear about border czar Homan getting caught on tape taking a $50,000 bribe
September 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Here’s the thing. The half of the country that lives in the FoxNews sewer aren’t going to hear about border czar Homan getting caught on tape taking a $50,000 bribe
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This meeting will be described as “three monkeys dry humping a jolly rancher” in history books
August 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This meeting will be described as “three monkeys dry humping a jolly rancher” in history books
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Many people--so many people!--are saying we should start calling Air Force One the Panda Express because it carries almost 300 pounds of Orange Chicken on every flight.
May 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Many people--so many people!--are saying we should start calling Air Force One the Panda Express because it carries almost 300 pounds of Orange Chicken on every flight.
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Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
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Good to know. (you know what to do!)
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May 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
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Nothing sadder than a tough guy who needs to remind you he's tough, right after admitting to shielding Russia.
May 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nothing sadder than a tough guy who needs to remind you he's tough, right after admitting to shielding Russia.
Leia eating a tomato 🍅
May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Leia eating a tomato 🍅
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.
March 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.
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A reporter who's dating a woman in Congress who looks like a Neanderthal takes issues with a man who isn't wearing a suit while fluffing for the two men wearing makeup in the Oval Office.
Clown. Show.
Clown. Show.
February 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A reporter who's dating a woman in Congress who looks like a Neanderthal takes issues with a man who isn't wearing a suit while fluffing for the two men wearing makeup in the Oval Office.
Clown. Show.
Clown. Show.
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Check out Pat Bagley’s latest cartoon: You Knew He Was a Snake www.sltrib.com/opinion/bagl...
February 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Check out Pat Bagley’s latest cartoon: You Knew He Was a Snake www.sltrib.com/opinion/bagl...
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Check out Pat Bagley’s latest cartoon: Turncoat https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/bagley/2025/02/26/check-out-pat-bagleys-latest/
February 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Check out Pat Bagley’s latest cartoon: Turncoat https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/bagley/2025/02/26/check-out-pat-bagleys-latest/
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Rep. Trevor Lee's bill would ban pride flags in any government building and on any government property, but allow for the flying of Confederate and Nazi flags "temporarily" for "educational purposes."
Nazi flags can fly in Utah school, but not pride flags, GOP lawmaker says
A new bill would allow for Nazi and Confederate flags to be displayed in Utah schools and government buildings, but pride flags would be banned.
www.sltrib.com
February 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rep. Trevor Lee's bill would ban pride flags in any government building and on any government property, but allow for the flying of Confederate and Nazi flags "temporarily" for "educational purposes."
At least I know Nationwide is on my side.
December 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
At least I know Nationwide is on my side.
