RatSlayer 78
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If you are a rat you better watch out 🗡️
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On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl
March 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl
Putting in the lint filter into the dryer like a power core into power armor in Fallout 4
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Putting in the lint filter into the dryer like a power core into power armor in Fallout 4
My innies life rock (me asleep) my outies life sucks (me awake)
March 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My innies life rock (me asleep) my outies life sucks (me awake)
Is this what severance is about?
March 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Is this what severance is about?
The pros and cons of the Trump presidency:
Pros:
- Eggs will be cheap
Cons:
- Entire government will be dismantled in favour of for profit companies
- Eggs will not be cheap
Pros:
- Eggs will be cheap
Cons:
- Entire government will be dismantled in favour of for profit companies
- Eggs will not be cheap
March 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The pros and cons of the Trump presidency:
Pros:
- Eggs will be cheap
Cons:
- Entire government will be dismantled in favour of for profit companies
- Eggs will not be cheap
Pros:
- Eggs will be cheap
Cons:
- Entire government will be dismantled in favour of for profit companies
- Eggs will not be cheap
I am a active enemy off all lab equipment
February 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I am a active enemy off all lab equipment
October also known as Goth pride month
February 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
October also known as Goth pride month
When Trump said he was the most anti-war president ever im pretty sure he meant the "war on Christmas"
February 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When Trump said he was the most anti-war president ever im pretty sure he meant the "war on Christmas"
Less than 4 hours into the new administration and we have had three nazi salutes from government officials 🫠
January 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Less than 4 hours into the new administration and we have had three nazi salutes from government officials 🫠
This and his support for an openly neo-nazi party (AfD) and people are still gonna claim he aint a nazi
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This and his support for an openly neo-nazi party (AfD) and people are still gonna claim he aint a nazi
The fact that being selfish has managed to be rebranded as being "human nature" instead of just asshole behaviour is some of the greatest capitalist propaganda out there
January 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The fact that being selfish has managed to be rebranded as being "human nature" instead of just asshole behaviour is some of the greatest capitalist propaganda out there
On this sorrow full day we shall remember a man who just really liked making quinoa
January 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
On this sorrow full day we shall remember a man who just really liked making quinoa
Only in America a 14 year old kid would be put in prison for 300 years 😵💫
January 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Only in America a 14 year old kid would be put in prison for 300 years 😵💫
The fact that you can just take estrogen and get boobs is such a marvel of modern science
January 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The fact that you can just take estrogen and get boobs is such a marvel of modern science
American know two things:
1. Violence
2. Sex (Forbidden)
1. Violence
2. Sex (Forbidden)
January 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
American know two things:
1. Violence
2. Sex (Forbidden)
1. Violence
2. Sex (Forbidden)
A song that is just MIDI enough not to get DMCA'd but not to MIDI so you still understand what song it is
January 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A song that is just MIDI enough not to get DMCA'd but not to MIDI so you still understand what song it is
She Garges on my Oyle till I transform
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
She Garges on my Oyle till I transform
Why is everyone so obsessed with Marios brother all of a sudden?
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Why is everyone so obsessed with Marios brother all of a sudden?
老干妈 in da beer for today B)
December 7, 2024 at 2:47 PM
老干妈 in da beer for today B)
What is Twitter and why does everyone keep talking about it??
November 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
What is Twitter and why does everyone keep talking about it??
Some real needs up in here huh
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Some real needs up in here huh
Going to the sperm bank to take out a loan, hope my credit is good enough for it 😬
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Going to the sperm bank to take out a loan, hope my credit is good enough for it 😬
Did Joe Biden drop out?
November 18, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Did Joe Biden drop out?
If Einstein was so smart then why did he die huh 🙄
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
If Einstein was so smart then why did he die huh 🙄
Been on this shit for five minutes and have already seen Peter Griffins ass... Feels good to be home again
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Been on this shit for five minutes and have already seen Peter Griffins ass... Feels good to be home again