"the playable Yoshi simply throws Baby Mario onto the ground" is another of those perfectly written statements from someone who has spent years learning how to describe things in ways that both seem like obvious lies and yet are objectively true. God, what a skill to have honed over so many years.

I didn't realize it was anyone's longtime goal to "finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow' and 'The horror,'" but I'm happy that they've achieved it.

Perhaps this is what all slide-only Wigglers dream of accomplishing.

I can't prove it, because it was sent an old yahoo account that deleted all my emails when I forgot about it for several years. So I'm probably just lying.

Surprising yet inevitable

I like to think he does know it, he just does it anyway

Am I meeting a celebrity right now??

The release date is listed as 5/30/2019, so if it hasn't, it's still certainly not new

No, no, go off, king

Get 'em, Jeremy. Show 'em no mercy.

Too many, some might say.

Just got a notification saying it won't arrive until tomorrow (at least) after all. Which, yeah, makes sense. It arriving 12 hours after I ordered it struck even me as a bit silly, but maybe that's because I grew up in the "allow 6-8 weeks for delivery" days and think even 2-day shipping is insane.

So which one is your favorite route?

Irrelevant to what item you get, maybe, but I wouldn't call it meaningless. It's a delightful little animation that makes me happy!