Sensible shoes. Something utilitarian that you don't mind getting coated in mud and or shit.

Congratulations. Don't be put off by mouth-breathers who don't understand their own ignorance.

Something, something the camel getting its nose inside the tent.

I hope you all are feeling better. Have you considered the possibility of avian flu?

Mmmmmmmm.
Hot dog...

It wasn't 'dick', was it?

Someone should take a close look at her mortgage.

What are the odds that Dr. Patton has red state relatives?

Ugh, I'm sorry but also happy to hear that. If he's healthy enough to plot, then he's on the right path. Hopefully your symptoms & hubby's are out of sync so someone is kid- capable.

Feel better, all 3 of you.

Same here. Gonna lose myself in nature videos for the rest of the day.

Maybe pilots should start refusing to fly unsafe routes.

I had the same exact clipboard as a claims adjuster, with the same bends from kneeling on it.

Wow!

I'm in Tucson and would do awful things for some of that dark and damp. Vitamin D really is your friend.

To my parents' great embarrassment, 6 y.o. me decided to run through the house naked, loudly singing the chorus during an evening get together M&D were having. That was the same age I lost a tooth during another party, showed everyone, and woke up with more than $20 under my pillow. Good times.

I still remember vividly the very first time I heard 'The Streak'...