would someone please pass the torch im starving
May 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
would someone please pass the torch im starving
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I need help eating cereal
April 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I need help eating cereal
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my dear uncle, the great man who founded the Popeye Rockabilly lifestyle, was found dead this afternoon in his bathroom. "that is the place to die" i said to my grandpa who broke the news. he agreed warmly
March 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
my dear uncle, the great man who founded the Popeye Rockabilly lifestyle, was found dead this afternoon in his bathroom. "that is the place to die" i said to my grandpa who broke the news. he agreed warmly
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cashier, noticing i have 10 bags of dog treats on the belt: someone's a lucky boy getting all that!
me, suddenly scared, thinking she might know they're for me: i'm not going to eat all of that myself. that's for my fucking dog
me, suddenly scared, thinking she might know they're for me: i'm not going to eat all of that myself. that's for my fucking dog
February 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
cashier, noticing i have 10 bags of dog treats on the belt: someone's a lucky boy getting all that!
me, suddenly scared, thinking she might know they're for me: i'm not going to eat all of that myself. that's for my fucking dog
me, suddenly scared, thinking she might know they're for me: i'm not going to eat all of that myself. that's for my fucking dog
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If I was in charge of pringles the mascot would still look like this:
February 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If I was in charge of pringles the mascot would still look like this:
THE JOKE EXPLAINED:
for those who know, back in the day 1936 the shower curtains of that age referencing this joke or the curtains parody to a Bugs Bunny’s Curtain. Thank you!
for those who know, back in the day 1936 the shower curtains of that age referencing this joke or the curtains parody to a Bugs Bunny’s Curtain. Thank you!
a cartoon of a man and a cat fighting with the caption `` it 's curtains for you '' .
ALT: a cartoon of a man and a cat fighting with the caption `` it 's curtains for you '' .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2024 at 9:18 AM
THE JOKE EXPLAINED:
for those who know, back in the day 1936 the shower curtains of that age referencing this joke or the curtains parody to a Bugs Bunny’s Curtain. Thank you!
for those who know, back in the day 1936 the shower curtains of that age referencing this joke or the curtains parody to a Bugs Bunny’s Curtain. Thank you!
look at this thing
November 2, 2024 at 10:23 PM
look at this thing
she doesn’t even know
October 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
she doesn’t even know
the previous tweets were made in a haze or fugue state long ago
October 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
the previous tweets were made in a haze or fugue state long ago
in the gump once more i tread
August 21, 2023 at 12:14 AM
in the gump once more i tread
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lol check this out ;3
lol check this out ;3
August 19, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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lol check this out ;3
lol check this out ;3
HOT WATER IN YOUR AREA
August 19, 2023 at 9:35 PM
HOT WATER IN YOUR AREA
cream of rat soup (youp)
August 18, 2023 at 10:31 PM
cream of rat soup (youp)